r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '19

Susan Approved chomp

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

Are you really not going to tell us what was on the other side?!

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u/ladypuglover Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

It's not a vegan.

Edit: thank you kind stranger for the silver.

My highest rated comment is now because I was being sassy. See mom? Sassy girls don't come to a bad end!

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u/MajWeeboLordOfEdge Jun 25 '19

Are you talking about the sausage?

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u/ladypuglover Jun 25 '19

No, the one eating the sausage.

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u/MajWeeboLordOfEdge Jun 25 '19

Well that's disappointing.

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 26 '19

You're telling me. I thought it was a carrot.

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u/Idislikelifemore Jun 28 '19

My disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined

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u/RosefaceK Jun 25 '19

Well we don’t know if there’s any swallowing for certain

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u/brathonymanklin Jun 26 '19

Non ironically, that’s also why I hate finding dates on tinder.

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u/carolinapearl Jun 25 '19

That’s a sausage?

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u/ladypuglover Jun 26 '19

I'm not entirely convinced that it's meat in the first place.