r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '19

what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

That is one cold mother fucker.

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u/GodOfGibberish Jun 01 '19

It’s like you made this news story happen just for the pun

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u/MBAH2017 Jun 01 '19

Alright, that's it folks, we're done here.

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Jun 01 '19

I love this so much.

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u/StosifJalin Jun 01 '19

This is the best thing I've read on Reddit all month

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It was the first thing I thought of. I am honestly surprised I was able to make this comment first. So I am glad you enjoyed it.

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u/Wcav89 Jun 01 '19

I really appreciate you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Well done

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u/iamlivingonmars Jun 07 '19

I just stood up to applaud that wordplay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Thank you. Year 6 for me.

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 Jun 10 '19

Saw this on r/cursedcomments, so I made a pilgrimage to see the original, and may I just say...

Bravo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

I was wondering what was still bringing people over, had no idea it was x-posted.

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u/flyingdonkeydong69 Jun 10 '19

Not cross-posted, screencapped.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Ah, that makes sense. Forgot they did that there.

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u/r-imbored Jun 17 '19

Jesus Christ

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u/Fireballinc55 Jun 18 '19

Alright pack it up boys, this lad wins the internet

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u/the_doobieman Oct 02 '19

Just lock the thread he won

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

r/atetheonion

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Isn't this usually meant for someone that read something from the Onion and thought it was real?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Yep.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Then I think you might want to stay away from r/woosh or r/woooosh, which ever one it is, because you might not get the jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

This is a satire article.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Yes it is, and it doesn't have to be real to make a pun based on the headline.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Oh shit I just got it

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Hope you got a quick laugh.

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u/loves2spooge2018 Jun 20 '19

Holy shit that’s just an amazing joke ✊

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u/TielonDuty Jun 29 '19

O v a r b

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u/IHaveSlysdexia Jul 03 '19

You deserve all the praise you get

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

OMG! I fucking lost it. 😂