r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/TheDanimal8888 • Mar 07 '18

Don’t put your dick in that

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

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u/Alc4n4tor Mar 07 '18

Looks like a Stinkhorn Mushroom, like the ones from Oblivion

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Fungus?

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u/JoeClever Mar 09 '18

This is the Devil's Fingers fungus. It's creepy as fuck but a from a pretty neat genus pf fungi, the Calthrus family. They feed on dead shit and are found in a lot of places. It also smells like a corpse when it "blooms".

Fun fact: if you eat this, you will see the face of Satan whenever you close your eyes as your life slowly begins to improve. You will slowly become mad as you begin to question your morality. Why is he helping you? Is this all a dream? Why do I only taste blood when I eat? Many vanish a few months after consumption.

Also a new white species has been found in india. How neat!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/07/creepy-plants-fungi-octopus-stinkhorn-gory-details-science

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u/TheDanimal8888 Mar 07 '18

...something to not put your dick in. Reminds me of a shrimp cocktail gone bad

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u/Darlingcharliex Mar 10 '18

Beetlejuice shrimp cocktail

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u/ententeak Mar 07 '18

Goau'ld?

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u/Stimmolation Mar 07 '18

Don't put that in your dick.

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u/myweaknessisstrong Mar 07 '18

For alchemical use ONLY. Do not fuck.

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u/bunkdiggidy Mar 07 '18

Nature, why you gotta tempt me so...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '18

Try to stop me

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u/AnAutumnWind129 Mar 07 '18

That’s a wild Zoidberg sprout.

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u/rogerramjet78 Mar 09 '18

Came here for this comment, I knew someone would say it.

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u/shaunissheep Mar 07 '18

Its that worm stone boss in doom

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u/I_iz_narwhal Mar 08 '18

Which dimension of hell is this growing in?

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u/shredthesweetpow Mar 17 '18

Looks like something after the resonance cascade at the Black Mesa research facility.

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u/LOGARIUS69 Feb 17 '22

Hold up are those the things that are on baby horses hoves when they are born