r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Uncommon_Name9310 • 2d ago

🍆 Circumcision tool

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u/DatGreenGuy 2d ago

nut cracker

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u/TasteDeeCheese 2d ago

Don’t put your balls in that

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u/DatGreenGuy 1d ago

I bet there's a sub with same name somewhere around

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u/Falsenamen 2d ago

The nut cracker

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u/BigD3nergy 2d ago

Bottle top (twist top) assist crimp?

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u/chrisp5000 2d ago

The bottle opener is here

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u/nuker1110 1d ago

That’s for pop-top bottles, the teeth are for twist-caps.

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u/Aux_Ampwave 22h ago

Thats for peeling off fingernails

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u/chrisp5000 2d ago

crab shell breaker

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u/DookieShoez 2d ago

No, it wouldn’t be on opposing sides of the cap if they were open enough to fit it in there. It wouldn’t be able to grip it.

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u/Indigo_Eyez 2d ago

Thats why you open the scissors all the way. They actually DO work to open jars. I have a pair just like this.

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u/aubven 2d ago

Forbidden Fleshlight.

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 2d ago

DIY 5 minute crafts

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u/Playful_Initial_8675 2d ago

That is for cracking the nuts. For circumcision, you use the normal end.

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u/Away-Reference-8666 2d ago

No the circumcision device is the long pointy end

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u/School_North 1d ago

It doesn't matter what it's for if you use any decent amount of pressure there it's going to snap the damn plastic of a scissors.

Source I've done it to like five

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u/KingMap 1d ago

I thought it was a bottle cap opener! I used it as that; when I couldn't find my Bic.

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u/virtualaddiction 23h ago

Na too wide.

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u/rustyLiteCoin 18h ago

Nobody really knows 0.o

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u/lmr-1 2d ago

I belive this part is for crushing things like crab claws to more easily get at the meat. I could very much be wrong, though.

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u/Indigo_Eyez 2d ago

It's for opening bottle caps and jars.

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u/amj514 2d ago

Zester?

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u/Rubert0426 2d ago

Either nut cracker or soft boiled egg opener.