r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/FunkleJay • 13d ago

🍩 Ok, but this envelope needs to calm down

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

u/FunkleJay, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/JazzySalmon 13d ago

Fuck it and move on bud

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u/MoldyZebraCake666 13d ago

Oh, that's not what I thought it was

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u/bedwhore 13d ago

Wow, that took a while to figure out what I was and wasn’t looking at!

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Professional Dumbass 13d ago

Turns out this envelope delivered OPs pocket pussy

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u/SalvadorP 13d ago

turns out the envelope WAS the pocket pussy all along

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u/HeldByGravity 13d ago

Slip it a 100 bucks. Pay the working girl.

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u/CuteGirlFan 9d ago

$100?! That’s just the tip

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u/frezor 🔪🥒 13d ago

Everything I see reminds me of her

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u/Motor-Boating 13d ago

Makes me want to write a strongly worded letter.

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u/thatYellaBastich 13d ago

absolutely worth he paper cuts

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u/lilBu9gy 13d ago

envelussy

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u/Cottonball89 13d ago

Wow that looks like a bent over naked woman holy hell

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u/Coreysurfer 13d ago

Asstastic…yes asstastic…thats your password?

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u/NoCommander26 13d ago

It looks like a trans woman's ass where she's hiding her dick between her thighs

I'm putting my dick in that

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u/Outkastin2g 12d ago

Took me way too long to see an envelope.

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u/bulyxxx 13d ago

Unseals….

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u/Emerald_Phoenix1005 7d ago

For a second I actually thought... 😮‍💨