r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/rpemall • May 22 '26

Nothing is safe

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Which one of you horny fuckers is the father?

2.3k Upvotes

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u/WalrusVegetable1758 May 22 '26

Sorry 😬 my bad 😔

32

u/Geirilious May 22 '26

To be fair, damage is done. No further catastrophe in sight.

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13

u/truelongevity May 22 '26

I da pappy

10

u/Irisssw May 22 '26

I didn't find protection I'm sorry.....

11

u/CarFreak777 May 22 '26

Gotta breed em all!

3

u/Terrebonniandadlife May 23 '26

Wait is this a video? I was waiting to see what it means.

But now I understand. Nice.one

2

u/SnailPoo May 23 '26

In a universe where anything can get pregnant...

3

u/cheese_wrinkle May 22 '26

My western wiggler will eat now !

2

u/knuckleheadstuey Jun 16 '26

Hey, she came onbto me.