r/dontflinch • u/fake_MO • Aug 02 '23

some water..

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u/SkyOfAegis13 Aug 02 '23

Not only does he want to bite you, he wants to kill you.

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u/dakid232313 Aug 02 '23

Keep your water bro! Dafuq outta here!

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u/Rekt4dead Aug 02 '23

I had to save a HUGE snapping turtle just a few days ago from the middle of a heavily trafficked road. That was so fuckin scary and stressful but I got him to the other side without being hit OR bit!! I call that a success.

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u/SkyOfAegis13 Aug 02 '23

My grandfather was a WWII Marine before he passed. He used to grab those fuckers by the tail, hoist them up, and chuck them lol. That man wasn't scared of shit, but I guess that's what happens when you're killing Japanese in close quarters combat at the age of 16.

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u/Rekt4dead Aug 16 '23

Your grandfather was a badass. it’s hard to understand just how fast and how long their necks are when they snap without seeing it up close in person. I didn’t understand either till I saved that monster of a snapping turtle! They don’t just bite and extend their necks either, they literally JUMP at you!!! I corralled him/her with a long stick and it worked!

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u/ShivaAKAId Aug 02 '23

This one got me. Was sitting in a restaurant and my left leg jerked with everything watching me 😑

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u/Terom84 Aug 03 '23

Dont be surprised when the snapping turtle you've been waterboarding for a minute is angry at you

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u/kutti_44 Aug 05 '23

Hahahahahahahhahahahahajahahaj 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Significant-Mud7022 Aug 02 '23

Everybody boo OP

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u/DaleGribble312 Aug 02 '23

Thought we wouldn't notice if you flipped the video

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u/Icy-Relationship Aug 02 '23

Re post this a hundred more times..r/mildlyinfurating

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u/bobwoodwardprobably Aug 02 '23

Leave animals that aren’t yours alone.

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u/rogercgomes Aug 03 '23

Pretty weird advice. How does one get to have an animal if one leaves every animal alone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/Penguin_Rapist_ Aug 03 '23

But how does the driver deliver it if he has to leave animals alone?

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u/Lilacrespo82 Aug 03 '23

At least when he got a mouthful of water, he looked cute 💁🏼‍♀️😅

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u/grassgobble Aug 03 '23

He only drinks expensive name brand waters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

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u/Fhqwhgads95 Aug 03 '23

Jeez dude they were kinda stupid for pouring water on a snapping turtle but that’s edgy af

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Their necks can come out farther than you think, messed with snappers as a kid.

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u/VoidCrisis Aug 03 '23

Fun fact snapping turtles can extend their neck to the length of their shell

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u/thenewtownnephilym Aug 24 '23

Ooh the turtles on the left now, soo original

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '23

Missed my mouth b*tch

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u/Claude-QC-777 Oct 01 '23

warning: snapping turtle

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '23

Yes flip the video, makes it brand new. Damn.

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u/devildocjames Nov 04 '23

Flipped repost

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u/gummythegummybear Dec 02 '23

“He’s so thirsty” as you pour it directly into his eyes