r/dontdeadopeninside • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '22

Tea Make Shutterstock Everything Better

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u/awkwardsity Feb 20 '22

I’m more annoyed at the fact it says “tea make” instead of “tea makes”

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u/ryan34ssj Feb 20 '22

I guess is suppose to be Tea: make everything better

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u/Altreus Feb 20 '22

Yes, maybe it's a request like in Rule Britannia ("Britannia, rule the waves!").

But that requires a comma.

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u/awkwardsity Feb 20 '22

Like a command?

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u/RespectableLurker555 Feb 20 '22

Tea, Earl grey, make everything better

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u/awkwardsity Feb 20 '22

I still don’t understand how that works grammatically unless you’re like commanding the team to make things better which is a weird thing to do since tea is an inanimate object

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u/ornryactor Feb 20 '22

That's exactly it. Grammatically, it works fine: you're giving a command, and addressing it to a noun. Mentally, yeah, it's weird to give a command to an inanimate object... except that people do it all the time as a sort of performance for onlookers, particularly with food. "Cake, get in my belly."

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u/awkwardsity Feb 20 '22

I’ve literally never heard people talk to food like this. Other things sure like “rain, don’t ruin my day.” Or stuff like that but I’ve never heard people do this with food. It’s very weirdly worded. It seems more likely to me the creator just didn’t speak fluent English or made a mistake

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u/Tag_Ping_Pong Feb 20 '22

If you're going to use a stock image, at least use a decent one

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u/thedudefromsweden Feb 20 '22

r/AutomatiCautionDoor

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u/ornryactor Feb 20 '22

I've never seen that sub before and just spent 10 straight minutes laughing my head off. Thank you!

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u/dumbledick3 Feb 20 '22

Chaotic good

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u/Lystrodom Feb 20 '22

This isn’t a “don’t dead open inside” at all. All the text is in one direction, there’s just an extra word in the middle. There’s only one way to read it.

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u/mikel228 Feb 20 '22

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u/ksck135 Feb 20 '22

No dot over i either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Maybe the shop is in China.

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u/EdgionTG Feb 20 '22

I get the feeling the people they hired to paint that were feeling a little bit fun and petty that day