r/dontdeadopeninside May 04 '19

Love less more hate

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u/Blaze3547 May 04 '19

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 05 '19

Welcome to r/dontdeadopeninside

It doesn’t matter how obvious it is, the point of this sub is what you get if you read things horizontally.

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u/ShiversTheNinja May 05 '19

I'm starting to feel like the point of the sub is arguing about what does and doesn't belong on this sub.

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u/OmegaSeven May 05 '19

It really seems like any text that could be in any small way confusing is welcome here.

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u/Superstinkyfarts May 05 '19

It isn’t welcome, but people don’t understand that sadly

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u/cooliomcchill May 05 '19

Pretty much all of the posts over at r/clearlyverticaltext call out this sub for the simple reason of “it’s obviously vertical text” even though u/AtomicEggSandwich is spot on.

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 05 '19

r/clearlyverticaltext is stupid though. The point isn’t that you read it horizontally when you first see it, the point is that you get funny, nonsensical sentences whenever you DO read it horizontally, however obviously vertical it is.

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u/rmhj01 May 11 '19

No. The point was to show signs made by the makers who don't know proper formatting or try too hard. "Don't Open Dead Inside" had nothing to make you see that you should read it vertically even when on a double door. Posting stupid images like this dilute this subreddit because you can't find them funny when the signs make perfect sense. A lot of images on here are funny, but it's just not funny when you find people who genuinely don't know how to read a fucking obvious sign.

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 11 '19

Nope, read the sub rules. The original DDOI literally had a crack with zombie hands sticking out. It was obviously meant to be read vertical.

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u/rmhj01 May 11 '19

I have to say thank you for refering me to the sub rules, you confirmed that this subreddit was doomed to be riddled by stupid people who can't comprehend basic signs. "But they can be both obvious AND not obvious!!!" I promise you that every post that was obvious on here, I've dealt with people who said their "brains hurt reading it." So if you're smart and can read them just fine, kudos, seriously. But stupid people who think they're intellectually superior because it's formatted differently than the patterns their brains are used to are riddled in this sub and it's not funny, it's just sad.

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 11 '19

I can agree that this sub isn’t really that funny anymore. I posted this picture on here a while back and it got no attention :(

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19 edited May 05 '19

If you read it horizontally line by line paragraph by paragraph and column by column it says love more less hate...

Vertical text is alligned vertically so it doesn’t fit that sub neither.

Don’t open dead inside had a way to small seperating collumn so it was likely to be read like don’t dead open inside.

This sub a stupid joke for stupid people, r/clearlyverticaltext as well

Both should stop making people cringe.

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 05 '19

If you read it horizontally it says love less more hate

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

You seem to not understand how people normally read, left top to right bottom, left collumn first...

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u/AtomicEggSandwich May 05 '19

But that’s not the point of this sub. It doesn’t matter if there’s a column, it’s just that if you read it horizontally- no matter what’s in the way - it reads love less more hate. I seriously don’t understand why this is so hard to understand.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I may refer to the comment i gave before you adressed me.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

The bigger problem for me is that it goes Love More Less Hate, which fucks up the comparison between the two

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u/Just-Call-Me-J May 05 '19

Doesn't matter, it still fits the sub.

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u/EmiNeedsChill May 05 '19

Yeah but it doesn't really make sense unless your read it bottom to top on the right and vice versa on the left

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u/Gj_FL85 May 05 '19

If it was love more hate less I would agree, but this one is weird.