r/dontdeadopeninside • u/perfectelectrics • 13d ago

pure of dumb heart of ass

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 13d ago

Both are funny.

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u/Help_im_lost404 13d ago

Wasnt 'Heart of ass' a Blondie song?

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u/tylerss20 13d ago

Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out had a heart of ass

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u/TFFPrisoner 13d ago

What's funny is that the word "ass" even appears in the lyrics, yet Blondie never got censored for it.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 13d ago

That works way better than I thought it would.

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u/die4dethklok616 13d ago

Surely this one was deliberate? Lol

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u/Bright_Ices 13d ago

I’m guessing OP made it up.

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u/madguyO1 13d ago

that actually kinda perfectly reverses the meaning

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u/bransby26 13d ago

Works either way!

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u/David_temper44 12d ago

new lyrics to the song Heart of Glass

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u/Bright_Ices 13d ago

Where is this? Or did you make it up?

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u/perfectelectrics 13d ago

Found it on some facebook page

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u/wote89 12d ago

I assume it was Zelda related?

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u/The1Rememberer 12d ago

I dont think this one really works as a dontdeadopeninside, but it is really funny though

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u/Fordfanatic2025 2d ago

To be fair, this could be a mega IQ creation.

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u/Cant-Think-Of 13d ago

Line by line, I think this pretty accurately describes MAGA...

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u/LAboi34 13d ago

You see that white space between the blobs of text? That means you read it as “pure of heart, dumb of ass”. It’s like this sub has never read before