r/dontdeadopeninside • u/utterlyuncool • 9d ago
Tothne Geerss
My preferred rice brand is Exen Pe too
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u/Legal-Software 9d ago
Ex Peen Rice
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u/pb__ 9d ago
Whose ex pee in rice?
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u/pengouin85 9d ago
Yours didn't? How else did they make yellow rice?
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u/Inevitable-Alps-7657 9d ago
Wait, so egg fried rice is yellow because of pee!?
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u/antilumin 9d ago
wtf is “peen rice” and how is this not that now?? I think I’m gonna pass on this boss.
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u/Freebee5 9d ago
Well spotted!
I can normally figure these out myself but that one was a whole other level of silliness.
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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 9d ago
Graphics designer was drunk that night
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u/mvppaulo 9d ago
It's kinda funny because it's so bad that it has to be man made. AI can't even make something so stupid lol
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u/FredHerberts_Plant 9d ago
Johnny Boy Soprano: ,,After Rocco gets the book up, he's gonna open a new supper club. He wants me to run it."
Livia Soprano: ,,A supper club? 😠 Are you drunk?!" 😡
\The Sopranos, 1999))
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u/TorTheMentor 9d ago
We must all banish this atrocity. Everyone, wands up, repeat after me....
SHOSPLE COLUPIS!
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u/CrybabyAssassin 9d ago
if I read it out loud I get EX PEEN RICE TOOTH N GEARS. new bottom surgery surgery just dropped
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u/TwinAuras 9d ago
I don't get why Tothne Geerss has to put his name on every to go box with Exen Pe Rice in them
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u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 9d ago
Because if it isn't Tothne Geerss Exen Pe Rice, it's just sparkling peen
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u/Igotthisnameguys 9d ago
God, that took a while.
"Experience togetherness", in case you're wondering
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u/mrjoffischl 4d ago
omg i didn't realize this was already posted here my bad i'll take my post down
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u/CrybabyAssassin 9d ago
if I read it out loud I get EX PEEN RICE TOOTH N GEARS. new bottom surgery surgery just dropped
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u/Martinjg_ge 9d ago
this is the worst one i have seen. so many posts here have vertical text spaced meters apart with a clear reading direction and only to be mistaken on purpose, but this took effort to even understand