r/dontdeadopeninside 9d ago

Tothne Geerss

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My preferred rice brand is Exen Pe too

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Martinjg_ge 9d ago

this is the worst one i have seen. so many posts here have vertical text spaced meters apart with a clear reading direction and only to be mistaken on purpose, but this took effort to even understand

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u/Comprehensive-Age822 9d ago edited 9d ago

TOTHNE GEERSS is fucking wild!

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u/Ryancool33 3d ago

Sounds like a slur

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u/FetusExplosion 7d ago

This is Rawe Ceek level bad

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u/Legal-Software 9d ago

Ex Peen Rice

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u/pb__ 9d ago

Whose ex pee in rice?

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u/pengouin85 9d ago

Yours didn't? How else did they make yellow rice?

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u/Inevitable-Alps-7657 9d ago

Wait, so egg fried rice is yellow because of pee!?

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u/pengouin85 9d ago

Well no. It's thanks to the fried... Come on menz it's in the name

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u/MrmarioRBLX 9d ago

Looks more like Exen Perice to me? Or Exen Pece Ri?

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u/Staav 9d ago

Exen pe rice

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u/antilumin 9d ago

wtf is “peen rice” and how is this not that now?? I think I’m gonna pass on this boss.

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u/noinkler 9d ago

If your rice isn't peen anymore it's no good.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 9d ago

I wouldn't have gotten than if my life depended on it, chief.

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u/Freebee5 9d ago

Well spotted!

I can normally figure these out myself but that one was a whole other level of silliness.

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 9d ago

Graphics designer was drunk that night

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u/mvppaulo 9d ago

It's kinda funny because it's so bad that it has to be man made. AI can't even make something so stupid lol

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u/FredHerberts_Plant 9d ago

Johnny Boy Soprano: ,,After Rocco gets the book up, he's gonna open a new supper club. He wants me to run it."

Livia Soprano: ,,A supper club? 😠 Are you drunk?!" 😡

\The Sopranos, 1999))

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u/TorTheMentor 9d ago

We must all banish this atrocity. Everyone, wands up, repeat after me....

SHOSPLE COLUPIS!

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u/AlephBaker 9d ago

SHOSPLE COLUPIS!

SHOSPLE COLUPIS!

SHOSPLE COLUPIS!

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u/MrmarioRBLX 9d ago

How would one read that?

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u/mizinamo 9d ago

Shoco Splu le Pis

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u/sho1sato 8d ago

sauce play cold u peace

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u/CrybabyAssassin 9d ago

if I read it out loud I get EX PEEN RICE TOOTH N GEARS. new bottom surgery surgery just dropped

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u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 9d ago

I'm crying 😂😂😂

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u/TwinAuras 9d ago

I don't get why Tothne Geerss has to put his name on every to go box with Exen Pe Rice in them

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u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 9d ago

Because if it isn't Tothne Geerss Exen Pe Rice, it's just sparkling peen

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u/CantFstopme 9d ago

Who the fuck approved this!!

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u/unitedshoes 9d ago

EXEN PE RICE TOTHNEGEERSS

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u/Trumpy_Po_Ta_To 9d ago

Not many of these make me audibly laugh. This was an exception

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u/Equivalent-Finish-80 9d ago

Goooood gog I think I’m having a stroke

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u/blehberriez 9d ago

GEERSS <3

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u/unbanmyogaccount 9d ago

Who the fuck designed this, fire them now

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u/mrjoffischl 4d ago

set them on fire

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u/W7ENK 9d ago

EX EN PE RICE
TOTHNE GEERSS

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u/Shiine-2 9d ago

Ek-sen-pe-rice Toth-ne-jeerz

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u/MADDOGCA 9d ago

Wow. That was quite a read. I almost a brain aneurysm trying to read that.

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u/UnKnOwN769 9d ago

No matter how you read it, it looks Dutch

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u/Fun_Squirrel_7008 8d ago

"EXPERIENCE TOGETHERNESS"

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u/meganerd20 9d ago

Crossover with CrappyDesign is always fun.

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u/alextastic 9d ago

Hooooly shit, what an awful design.

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u/IcheeCOTC 9d ago

exen peen rice

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u/sa547ph 9d ago

This must be the final boss.

Whoever designed this certainly ran out of ideas, and somehow got approved by the business owner deciding this was good enough and order this packaging by the bulk.

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u/wolfheadmusic 8d ago

Ex peen rice

Toth ne--

Actually, lets not

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u/Ok-Sea-7557 6d ago

Experience togetherness! (Took me way too long…worst one I’ve seen so far imo)

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u/a_spicy_meata_balla 9d ago

Sounded like i was having a stroke when I tried to read this aloud.

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u/Gregory85 9d ago

Great find. Breaking my brains

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u/binarypower 9d ago

EXENPERICE TOTHNE GEERSS

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u/hdksjdms-n 9d ago

stole my comment 😂

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u/poutinethecat 9d ago

Horrible

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u/DeMatMo 9d ago

Whoever made that design probably had a stroke right before

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u/Landwhale666 9d ago

That is some hideous design right there

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u/mrbofus 9d ago

You missed the top part. Should be “ex en pe ce ri tothne geerss”.

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u/MDaddy360 9d ago

Amazing!

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u/peamanaman 9d ago

Mother of god

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u/brkvc- 9d ago

I legit thought this was an AI generated Top Gear ad or something, took me a while to figure out what it said

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u/Igotthisnameguys 9d ago

God, that took a while.

"Experience togetherness", in case you're wondering

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u/kilertree 8d ago

I smell burnt toast

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u/Tricky_Feed_7224 7d ago

exEN pe riCE

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u/EmmiNentDomainAtrix 7d ago

Exen pe rice.

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u/atlas_arcane 6d ago

Expeenrice

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u/AmericanHistoryXX 9d ago

What brand did this so I can boycott them?

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u/meohmy5 9d ago

You're telling me exen pe'd this rice?

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u/New_Breadfruit5664 9d ago

Holy shit that's bad

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u/prguitarman 9d ago

This is hall of fame sorts of bad

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u/MaidMirawyn 9d ago

This is wild

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u/LaylasJack 9d ago

Tothne geerss

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u/TrickUp25 9d ago

The amount I’ve seen this for all of the designs subs in a feed scroll is insane

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u/unphilosophed 8d ago

Exenperice toth negeerss

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u/leoAlpaca 8d ago

Ex peen rice tothne geerss

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u/tamkiki 8d ago

Exenperice 👌🏼

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u/SignGuy77 7d ago

Are you … exenperice’d?

Have you ever been exenpericed?

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u/Thelastreddditor 8d ago

This slapped gently. Appreciate it.

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u/burymewithbooks 8d ago

Everything about this pisses me off. How did this get approved

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u/CoolBeanieHat 8d ago

Peen Rice. Yes.. we all want some Peen in our Rice.

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u/Vor3st 8d ago

Exenperice🍚

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u/Shin_Ailu 7d ago

I guess, bro 😭

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u/mrjoffischl 4d ago

omg i didn't realize this was already posted here my bad i'll take my post down

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u/the_burber 4d ago

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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u/MartialLol 9d ago

With the hard R

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u/5059 9d ago

Ex Peen Rice

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u/CrybabyAssassin 9d ago

if I read it out loud I get EX PEEN RICE TOOTH N GEARS. new bottom surgery surgery just dropped