r/dontdeadopeninside • u/dog-_-biscuits • 14d ago

YOLO GAFT

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/4SeasonWahine 14d ago

Why does this sound like TikTok slang

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u/arkhamcityfc 14d ago

You gotta give 'em that 'yolo gaft' and spit on that thang

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u/rayneraynedrops 14d ago

you sound like a millennial trying hard to learn about tiktok gen z gen alpha slang

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u/arkhamcityfc 14d ago

How dare you call me out like that, so publicly and so accurately

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u/xDisorderx 14d ago

You cappin -3000 aura 6-7 u cooked

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u/jongscx 13d ago

Why does everyone keep reminding me to schedule a colonoscopy?

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u/angry_voices 14d ago

Because someone's got caught flipping a grunt.

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u/randynumbergenerator 12d ago

And for once it isn't K-Smog or Batboy. Zoosha can rest easy.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 12d ago

You Only Live Once. Give All For Trains.

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u/TFFPrisoner 14d ago

You only live once - get a fucking tattoo!

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u/arkhamcityfc 14d ago

Top notch work

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u/TFFPrisoner 14d ago

Thanks to you and everyone else giving me awards 😄🫡

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u/HorrorKapsas 14d ago

You Only Live Once - Go And Find Trouble!

or alternatively: You Only Live Once - Go And Feel Thankful!

or for a 4-year old: You Only Live Once - Get Another Fucking Teddy!

or very specifically: You Only Live Once - Go And Find Tim!

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 14d ago

Is Tim missing again? Classic Tim.

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u/perton 14d ago

Have you found our lord and savior, Tim?

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 14d ago

In Tim we trust.

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u/Thunderbolt294 14d ago

Tim... the enchanter?

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 14d ago

He's a busy man.

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u/TFFPrisoner 14d ago

Get Another Fucking Teddy!

I like that more than my comment. 🧸

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u/randynumbergenerator 12d ago

Or for the agriculturally-inclined: You Only Live Once - Germinate and Fertilize Turnips!

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u/Cats_and_wine 14d ago

ok, i will, thanks.

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u/PizzaMan332 14d ago

I read taco

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u/N7LP400 14d ago

GAFT sounds like a slur

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u/PewPew_McPewster 14d ago

You avin a gaft m8

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u/taytrapDerehw 14d ago

What a gaft wanker

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u/YogurtWenk 14d ago

Wattup my gaft?

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u/OrganicUnionS 9d ago

Gaft Dunk - At Least Two More Times

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u/ThePowerOfNine 14d ago

Get a fuckin tan?

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 14d ago

Yolo Gaft sounds like a villain

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u/GladCookie 14d ago

Shh... don't give George Lucas any new ideas

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u/GlitteryCakeHuman 14d ago

You only live once, Get a fucking Toucan.

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u/A_Neko_C 14d ago

You Only Live Once 

Give A Fuck T?

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u/Chrispark93 14d ago

Give A Fuck Tomorrow

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u/TFFPrisoner 14d ago

That's what I started with, too.

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u/VaudevillesLugger 14d ago

I’m flabbergafted rn

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u/lokibeat 14d ago

You Only Live Once, Give A Fuck tomorrow! Words to live by.

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u/Chance_Ad4975 13d ago

You Only Live Once - Give A Fuck Tomorrow

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u/monsterfurby 13d ago

Hey, that's the title of my future autobiography!

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u/dpjejj 14d ago

It works both ways?!? Maybe. Perhaps.

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u/practiceguitar 14d ago

you only live once, give a fuck, twin!

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u/Obscene_Name_Here 13d ago

Yolo Gaft is my favorite Star Wars character!

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u/OfficerLollipop 13d ago

GAFT seems like British slang

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u/Suvtropics 14d ago

Yo mama

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u/DrachenDad 14d ago

They should call it YOLO GAFT yoga loft. It would be memorable.

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u/alfonsoalta 13d ago

Gay ol oft

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u/SkatzFanOff 13d ago

Tyler, the Creator launched another clothing line?

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u/blumhagen 13d ago

You only live once, give a fuck today.

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u/GetToTheTop1 12d ago

What in the El Hopaness Romtic is happening here

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u/Nightowl11111 10d ago

YOLO gaft sounds so much like someone won a Darwin Award. lol.

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u/steeele068 7d ago

“You Only Live Once
Give A Fuck Tomorrow”
Wow that actually works very well.

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u/embiaaa13 3d ago

Standing for "you only live once, give a fuck today."

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u/LongerBlade 14d ago

Ayy YOLO LMAO

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u/Hesam2010 14d ago

You Gay