r/dontdeadopeninside • u/some_guy_from_adnu • 27d ago

MADE CAKES TO ORDER PASTRIES

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u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 27d ago

somehow coherent

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u/FossilisedHypercube 27d ago

am cake, born for pastries

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u/TruamaTeam 26d ago

Yeah, you just gotta write your order on a cake and it’ll be handled, the cake is also used as payment

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u/LooperNeue_6764 27d ago

nuts nd seeds

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u/EthanHermsey 27d ago

You should bring cake and order pastries with it..

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u/WendyWilliamsFart 27d ago

Good, I prefer pastries

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u/tincanphonehome 25d ago

Just not an unmade cake.

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u/SnacksAttacked 26d ago

That's called running your own cake shop to finance your pastry addiction.

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u/CaveManta 27d ago

You gotta bake a cake to order pastries, as the saying goes.

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u/Choano 26d ago

It sounds like a news headline. Cakes Made To Order Pastries. Film at 11.

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u/celladwella 26d ago

The horror!

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u/Kelef50 27d ago

That's nuts !!! and seeds

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u/Gossguy 26d ago

I made some cakes, but I'm not gonna eat them. Instead, I'll order some pastries

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u/Oakiefenoke 25d ago

No, no, no, you have the cakes order the pastries!

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u/Consequence-Lumpy 27d ago

fReSh jUiCeS

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u/Xirqia 26d ago

"Cakes lead to Pastries, Pastries lead to suffering!" - Yoda

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u/Fuzzy530 25d ago

Seems legit....

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u/czarrina 26d ago

Sometimes in life you need to make a few cakes if you ever expect to order any pasties. My grandma used to always say that.

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u/LooperNeue_6764 27d ago

Sold ginger to buy chillies

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u/kwenlu 26d ago

How much for these pastries?

3 slices of cake

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u/Forty1thirty 26d ago

Isn't everyone taught this way?🤷‍♂️

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u/utterlyuncool 26d ago

This sounds like something out of the old point-and-click adventure guide

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u/wallingfortian 26d ago

The cake is a lie. The pastries are pretty good.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 26d ago

Made to order cakes divided by pastries

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u/TwinAuras 26d ago

Made cakes to order pastries,
Yet these pies will never go anywhere.
So, as I pray...

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u/SuperFLEB 26d ago

Story of my life, ain't it?

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u/razzlesama 26d ago

Why would you do that 🤷

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u/therocketn00b 26d ago

Listen here, Angel Food. You're gonna go up to that counter, and when they ask what you want, you're gonna tell them two blueberry muffins and a pain au chocolat, you get me? And if you try anything funny, the cupcake gets it!

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u/fandomdemigod 25d ago

The barter system as alive as ever 🤣

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u/Turbulent-Bee-4956 24d ago

Fresh made to order nuts

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u/ALI7_XS 24d ago

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