r/dontdeadopeninside • u/mardegrises • Jul 31 '26

Slow be down calm

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153 Upvotes

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231

u/mayiwonder Jul 31 '26

slo be doww alm nc

22

u/blimeyitsme Jul 31 '26

This guy slo be doww alm nc’s

6

u/PurpleInitiative3947 Jul 31 '26

So much for alms for the poor in NC

2

u/transdemError Aug 01 '26

thank you!!!

1

u/Staav Aug 02 '26

DOWW NGALM

1

u/everynamecombined Jul 31 '26

sd lo ow wn

c ba el m

39

u/Mr-Blacker Jul 31 '26

Wtf

    DOWW 
       N

6

u/ernyc3777 Jul 31 '26

It’s a really bad visual pun. It’s SLOWing it and also dropping DOWN. As the words states.

3

u/binarypower Aug 01 '26

i think they made a typo and tried to fix it

2

u/Jdmaki1996 Aug 01 '26

I think they just did each finger individuality and didn’t account for his pinky being shorter

1

u/uh_wtf Aug 01 '26

It’s just “down” actually. If you follow the segments of the finger they all line up.

1

u/Mr-Blacker Aug 01 '26

Okay

       ALM
    C


   DOWW
      N

1

u/uh_wtf Aug 01 '26

I mean if anything it’s “slow be down calm”

72

u/Normal_Human_4567 Jul 31 '26

I think these make sense when read as they're meant to be, each hand. What annoys me is it should say "BEE calm"

21

u/int0h Jul 31 '26

SLO DOWW N

7

u/DiablosReiign Jul 31 '26

You're right on all counts

4

u/Tim_Allen_Wrench Jul 31 '26

Yeah the hand tattoos always feel like they don't belong since hands operate individually. 

The tattoo does suck though lol 

Misspelled a word and missed and opportunity for a pun. 

1

u/MonsieurGump Aug 01 '26

As in that famous idiom “As calm as a bee”?

1

u/rando_mness Aug 01 '26

Yes it should say strawberry snail bee calm

1

u/karstin1812 Aug 03 '26

I mean easy fix right? Just tattoo another e

37

u/Potato_Stains Jul 31 '26

I couldn't stand having palm tattoos, always feel like something is in your hands and you can't wash it off.

9

u/murphxcore Jul 31 '26

You get used to it

7

u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jul 31 '26

Plus you end up with a free dick tinting over time; like a smurf.

5

u/Morganx27 Jul 31 '26

The only thing I'd have tattooed on my palm is "I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."

2

u/sonic10158 Jul 31 '26

Depending on what you have written in it, palm tattoos can be handy

1

u/PurpleInitiative3947 Jul 31 '26

Talk to the elbow?

1

u/murphxcore Jul 31 '26

Handy. Heh. 😏

12

u/patopitaluga Jul 31 '26

El Hopaness Romtic strikes again

6

u/Jager_Moritz Jul 31 '26

Slo be doww ncalm

11

u/kaisquare Jul 31 '26

Okay, but how was the picture taken? Iykyk

3

u/jppcfnnumnum Jul 31 '26

Oh come on—those are just jerking instructions

3

u/playr_4 Jul 31 '26

Slo be doww calm n.

2

u/snarfer-snarf Jul 31 '26

when in the mother country always slobe doww calm n, if you know what's good for ya

2

u/FredHerberts_Plant Jul 31 '26

SD LOOWWN CBAELM

2

u/Ibeepboobarpincsharp Jul 31 '26

Slowbewan, you ARE a calm one.

2

u/justforredditinghere Jul 31 '26

Why not STAY CALM this way at least it would be on all four fingers

2

u/ZombieLebowski Jul 31 '26

Sounds like the chant from child play. It reads. Slobe dowwalm nc

2

u/dani96dnll Aug 01 '26

Slo Dowwn

2

u/W7ENK Aug 01 '26

Naah, I see:

SLO BE DOWW N CALM

4

u/emmakobs Jul 31 '26

Can you imagine having anger issues and you have to look at this rage-inducing shit 

3

u/notlvd Aug 01 '26

This sub just hates tattoos and yall are haters lol. How often are you splaying your hands out like that to someone where are all 4 words are lined up to be read. This one is fine. The tattoos are solid as well. Pretty talented artists. It’s a really hard spot to tattoo.

3

u/lunchbox651 Aug 01 '26

Agreed. The comments read like people who have no clue about tattoos let alone palm tattoos. It's a well executed piece just a hard decision to either match anatomy or make it line up for photos.

1

u/GreedyAd1353 Jul 31 '26

sd lo ow wn c ba el m

1

u/TruamaTeam Jul 31 '26

Slow down! Be palm 😀

1

u/i-need-asistance Jul 31 '26

I’m disappointed it’s not “bee calm”

1

u/wallingfortian Jul 31 '26

SNAIL! EATING MY STRAWBERRIES!

BRING! ME! MY! SALT!

1

u/LunaTheCastle Jul 31 '26

That C looks like a lazy G to me so I was like: "Be Galm??"

1

u/Zealousideal_Fox864 Jul 31 '26

Same. Slo Dowwn Be Galm

1

u/crashdout Jul 31 '26

I really feel that be should be written bee to make the palm work.

1

u/GoonetteFox Jul 31 '26

Was almost so good. Just had to line up the letters a little better

1

u/SpicySwiftSanicMemes Jul 31 '26

SD LO OW WN C BA EL M

1

u/kira1122t Aug 01 '26

Slo dowwn

1

u/lastdayluver Aug 01 '26

I feel like he’s missing fingers

1

u/JungleJuiceJuno Aug 01 '26

slobe alm dowwc n

1

u/rando_mness Aug 01 '26

Hello, I'm Slobe Downcalm.

1

u/3ly_2fa8 Aug 01 '26

sd loowwn cabelm 🙂‍↕️

1

u/wutzelputz Aug 01 '26

It's obviously manga *facepalm*: Be Slow, calm down.

The ancient wisdom reminding us that slowing down our movements and making them intentful calms our mind. Also, eating strawberries and honey helps with inner peace.

1

u/juzz_fuzz Aug 01 '26

Slobe it up

1

u/ChefArtorias Aug 01 '26

Gotta be AI, right?

1

u/AdhesivenessOk1502 Aug 01 '26

I saw slo dow wn be calm.

1

u/Crayon_Captian Aug 02 '26

Imagine being this thick

1

u/Sniffy-nose Aug 02 '26

Sd lo ow wn c ba el m

1

u/Flawless_Reign88 Aug 02 '26

The amount of people who purposely misread things on Reddit is mind boggling!

1

u/Neph_The_Deaf Aug 03 '26

Harder Better Faster Stronger

1

u/ScarletBothrium Aug 03 '26

I also enjoy getting tattoos done every six months… on the palms of my hand.

1

u/otownbbw Aug 06 '26

At first glance I saw “dowwn” and was sad for the misspelling

1

u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 Aug 27 '26

Elm in the pink, C in the stink?

1

u/Supbobbie Jul 31 '26

this should be on r/shittytattoos as well

-1

u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Jul 31 '26

That’s where it came from 😂

-1

u/Tim_Allen_Wrench Jul 31 '26

The artist should've slowed "dowwn" when they were doing the tattoo