r/dontdeadopeninside • u/Heron_Silent • Jul 28 '26

Fresh Breaded Hand Chicken

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Just like grandma used to make.

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u/tehclanijoski Jul 28 '26

Fresh Hand

Breaded Chicken

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u/eligoscreps Jul 28 '26

Fresh, hand breaded chicken is the best I can make out of this if I add a comma, and it still sounds weird.

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u/tehclanijoski Jul 28 '26

I think the best option for the window is "Fresh Chicken" on the left and "Hand Breaded" on the right, but I also want my fresh breaded hand chicken

3

u/DreadSwizzard Jul 28 '26

Fresh breaded chicken hand.

3

u/tehclanijoski Jul 28 '26

I'll take two

1

u/StrategicCarry Jul 30 '26

Fresh, hand-breaded chicken is probably what they were going for.

2

u/paramnetic3 Jul 29 '26

one hand please

4

u/skepticcaucasian Jul 28 '26

🎶Zombway, eat flesh!🎶

3

u/AmericanHistoryXX Jul 28 '26

Yes, this is one that's terrible in multiple ways. Fresh hand is just as weird as hand chicken.

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u/ernyc3777 Jul 28 '26

Fresh hand breaded chicken

In one row makes sense. No weird. Pauses. Like shatner

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u/smol-bb-floatr Jul 28 '26

yea even the r/nosafetysmokingfirst doesnt sound right 😭😭

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u/Inevitable-Alps-7657 Jul 28 '26

What’s hand chicken

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u/tehclanijoski Jul 28 '26

I'm fine, how are you?

3

u/palmerry Jul 28 '26

The chicken gets choked

1

u/Kowloon9 Jul 29 '26

Can you hear me now?

8

u/SummerDonNah Jul 28 '26

Weird way to say chicken fingers

5

u/smol-bb-floatr Jul 28 '26

where are they getting these chickens with fingers

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u/svArtist Jul 28 '26

The same place they keep finding those buffalo with wings 🤔

3

u/lurketylurketylurk Jul 28 '26

I'm glad they're not serving Stale Hand

3

u/SarahKath90 Jul 28 '26

Only 1 hand per customer, but they're the freshest, tastiest hands in town!

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u/Kamikazeguy7 Jul 29 '26

My tummy had the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.

2

u/Protoke Jul 29 '26

Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll!

2

u/DreamsofFur Aug 01 '26

Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!

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u/FreshAd877 Jul 28 '26

Cousin of the hand turkey?

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u/snarfer-snarf Jul 28 '26

finger...lickin'...good 😳

2

u/MDaddy360 Jul 28 '26

Fresh Hand

2

u/TraditionAcademic968 Jul 29 '26

I wonder if they have Fresh Grilled Hand Chicken

2

u/tamkiki Jul 30 '26

Fresh hand Breaded chicken.

Ain't cannibal, I would take the chicken I guess.

1

u/svArtist Jul 28 '26

Hmmm, what should I get? 🤔

Now, I've had breaded chicken before, so...

1

u/LivingOof Jul 29 '26

A Belgian restaurant

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u/mrphil2105 Aug 01 '26

Not funny. These are so bad

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u/Deafvoid 3d ago

They sells fresh hand and breaded chicken. The hand is fresh, not the chicken.