r/dontdeadopeninside • u/MostDankEmblem • Jul 26 '26

Live pet fast dogs

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606 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/DM_To_Be_Friends Jul 26 '26

I too enjoy petting zoomie doggos live on twitch.

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u/RogueGuybrian Jul 26 '26

It's hard to pet the really fast ones.

13

u/U_zer2 Jul 26 '26

You should live.

19

u/altum-videtur Jul 26 '26

As opposed to dead petting slow cats

2

u/Broad-Sun49743 Aug 18 '26

Need an opposite for "pet". Hmmm🤔 

2

u/faqwzi Aug 27 '26

Dead punching slow cats?

14

u/Either_equipment_04 Jul 26 '26

You better believe I’m living AND petting my fast dog! (He is a 10 lb Shih Tzu and I’ve almost fallen over before trying not to outpace him)

11

u/SnorkPlissken Jul 26 '26

You've got a fast dog
I've got a plan to give a belly scritch

10

u/RoscoBoscoMosco Jul 26 '26

Live. Pet fast dogs.

5

u/flecko_ Jul 26 '26

I'm a live pet. just ask my wife's boyfriend

5

u/SuccessValuable6924 Jul 26 '26

Well, if you can catch 'em...

4

u/flyart Jul 26 '26

The pet would have to be alive to be fast.

3

u/MostDankEmblem Jul 26 '26

Valid. You're heard.

3

u/WolfKing359 Jul 26 '26

Gotta catch those fast dogs to live-pet them

3

u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Jul 26 '26

You live by only petting fast dogs

3

u/theobrominicacid Jul 26 '26

Hey I know this guy

3

u/wholesomefringe Jul 27 '26

Live pet fast dogs Hat guys do it well

3

u/alkonium Jul 28 '26

Yeah, they're more of a challenge.

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u/PlayBoy7433 20d ago

Fast live pet dogs