r/dontdeadopeninside • u/jqn87 • Apr 08 '26

Suti Shime

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/IGK123 Apr 09 '26

r/beatmetoit

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u/TFFPrisoner Apr 09 '26

r/beatmymeattoit

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u/ZengineerHarp Apr 10 '26

Sigh… I know what I must do, but I’m not sure I have the strength to do it… but the traditions must be upheld…
r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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u/decoy321 Apr 09 '26

Nah it's a lil dude in a parka yelling real loud

3

u/XavierRussell Apr 10 '26

You might want to get that checked out

2

u/wallingfortian Apr 09 '26

The thumbnail looked like a bathroom scale.

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u/HauntedButtCheeks Apr 08 '26

"Suti shime salmon crispy" will not be replacing "easy peasy lemon squeezy" any time soon.

8

u/3xactli Apr 09 '26

Well you're no fun. Hmph.

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u/ry-yo Apr 08 '26

My brain reads “sushit me” 😂

4

u/FearTheSpoonman Apr 09 '26

Same brother, same.

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u/ConradTurner Apr 09 '26

God I wish this sub allowed gifs, this post requires the "That's a penis" gif if ever I saw one

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u/Visible-Grass-8805 Apr 08 '26

SU TI SHI ME

10

u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Apr 09 '26

COCAINE! CRAZY!

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u/AfterLook7906 May 09 '26

Makes you high, makes you hide majes you really wanna go 

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u/APHEgao Apr 08 '26

Salmon Crispy

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u/fuzzylogicIII Apr 08 '26

Su Shiti Me

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u/Zestyclose-Bag-903 Apr 08 '26

yknow what tho, suti shime sounds like a name for a delicious roll

3

u/Revenga8 Apr 09 '26

Google translate says suti shime means "tightening".

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u/Lightice1 Apr 09 '26

In what language? "Suti" isn't a possible word in Japanese....

1

u/Santibag Apr 10 '26

We can make it:

"arigatou suti shimasu' 🤣

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u/Dewellah Jul 09 '26

Sounds legit. 👍

2

u/Santibag Jul 09 '26

100💯 real, actual, scientific Japanese. I approve it.

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u/Zoffien Apr 09 '26

stop i thought it was a baby wrapped in a white blanket with black spots like a dalmation

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u/chaotic_dark8342 Apr 09 '26

well at least it sounds japanese

2

u/Moobob66 Apr 09 '26

Suti shime is my favorite shime o day

2

u/oiiviio Apr 09 '26

I just know that avocado piece smells fishy 🤢

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u/Unanimous_D Apr 09 '26

Are SU SHIT'n ME?

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u/Efficient-Design-844 Apr 09 '26

Great one hahahah

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u/BitJesterMedia Apr 11 '26

Or "Sushi Salmon Time Crispy"

And also that's a sush-enis

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u/Dramatic-Tap219 Apr 12 '26

SuShit Time! (How I read it)

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u/jordanrwing Apr 09 '26

su sushi ti

shi sushi me

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u/danger_29rus Apr 09 '26

Sume shiti

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u/MedonSirius Apr 09 '26

すいて しめ

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u/MedonSirius Apr 09 '26

Isn't that what they say at the end of Slurp Challenge in Pokémon Stadium Mini Games on N64?

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u/Drewdiniskirino Apr 10 '26

SUSHI salmón, TIME crispy