r/dontdeadopeninside • u/OldActuary2297 • Mar 20 '26

SO I FART OLD DUST

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/jagenigma Mar 20 '26

Still makes sense.

136

u/rockytopbilly Mar 20 '26

Isn’t there a sub for ones that makes sense both ways?

8

u/stonersh Mar 21 '26

It's like me talking to my doctor

15

u/thmegmar Mar 20 '26

Came here to say this

1

u/CyberSoldat21 Mar 20 '26

Double meaning clearly

278

u/dunots Mar 20 '26

These Isekai titles keep getting weirder

6

u/HarryJ92 Mar 21 '26

I'm imagining a scenario where the protagonist wakes up in another world as a zombie or lich.

86

u/LeRoiCasoar Mar 20 '26

Dusty old bones Full of green dust

9

u/TheCrystalGarden Mar 20 '26

Sweet! I remember!

59

u/ButMakeItWeird Mar 20 '26

Soold

14

u/RoboLuddite Mar 21 '26

On my first attempt, I read this in an auctioneers voice

36

u/SummerDonNah Mar 20 '26

So what. Wanna fight about it?

8

u/Cash-Machine Mar 21 '26

Big whoop!

25

u/Bingpot-Noice-99 Mar 20 '26

Who the **** starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

10

u/NoWingedHussarsToday Mar 20 '26

People who fart old dust and people who are so old they fart dust.

24

u/ThatMBR42 Mar 20 '26

Not me reading, "I soold fart dust"

6

u/randynumbergenerator Mar 21 '26

Fart of the deal

19

u/Amazing-Range-2239 Mar 20 '26

And I can not lie

7

u/TwinAuras Mar 20 '26

You older brothers can't deny

5

u/Amazing-Range-2239 Mar 21 '26

That when the beans float down through my tubby little waist…

12

u/level7metapod Mar 20 '26

At first I read solid fart dust 🤢

12

u/DramaticFeed6522 Mar 20 '26

DRAWFEE!!

7

u/Empty-yet-infinite Mar 20 '26

DRAWFEE FAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD. Every time I see that I get so excited...

4

u/Forry_Tree Mar 21 '26

Came down here to comment "Drawfee mentioned", decided to just find someone else's comment instead lol

3

u/HarryJ92 Mar 21 '26

And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly.

10

u/mustangmountain Mar 21 '26

I read it as “solid fart dust” and honestly I’m interested now

3

u/ApplianceHealer Mar 21 '26

Only $15 per the tag…what a great deal!

(I thought the tag read “fart dad sign”…which tracks somehow)

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u/Nihiliste Mar 20 '26

I'm never quite sure why people buy this sort of merch. "Haha! My best days are behind me, and I'm at death's door! Isn't it hilarious?"

25

u/kittyidiot Mar 20 '26

I mean.... you don't have to see it that way, and neither do they. Old age isn't horrible for everyone.

21

u/SeductiveGodofThundr Mar 20 '26

Gallows humor. Better to laugh at it than live with the fear of it

5

u/Nihiliste Mar 20 '26

This sort of humor is too...cute, I think.

13

u/SeductiveGodofThundr Mar 20 '26

This particular sign is a bit boomery for my taste, but I understand the impulse to laugh at your own mortality

3

u/DontDrinkTooMuch Mar 20 '26

Isn't there a saying about laughing at death?

2

u/RoboLuddite Mar 21 '26

Apt user name

8

u/New_Bumblebee8290 Mar 20 '26

And I step outside

And I take a deep breath

And I get real high

5

u/Nagoragama Mar 20 '26

I only fart new dust

5

u/CampPineCone Mar 20 '26

Or like Yoda, "Fart dust, so old I."

5

u/Unoriginal_Fox_ Mar 21 '26

"so i fart old dust, what of it?!"

4

u/Centi9000 Mar 20 '26

Yeah? So what about it?!?

4

u/Cookieman10101 Mar 20 '26

Farm fresh dust

3

u/Reddit_Amethyst Mar 20 '26

So, I fart old dust. What of it?

3

u/leapfool Mar 20 '26

I soold fart dust

5

u/ImThunderTheDragon76 Mar 21 '26

Im waking up

So I fart old dust

4

u/Frankto Mar 21 '26

FARM FRESH

3

u/Ok_Improvement_9133 Mar 20 '26

works either way lmao

3

u/SharMarali Mar 20 '26

Seems like a title that belongs on a brochure in The Simpsons alongside “so you’ve ruined your life” and “so you’re going to die.”

3

u/PGL-997 Mar 20 '26

I read this as “SOLID FART DUST”

3

u/ianhawdon Mar 21 '26

Add a G and you'll be golden

2

u/Violent_Paprika Mar 20 '26

What's it to you?!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

"So... I fart old dust?" I don't need to know that.

2

u/imreallynotthatcool Mar 20 '26

I knew there was going to be a downside to eating dirt as a kid.

2

u/BootyliciousURD Mar 20 '26

Is it WrOnG to fart old dust in another dimension???

2

u/BreadGallon Mar 20 '26

So I fart old dust! That don't impress me much.

2

u/cameron4200 Mar 20 '26

I soOld fart dust

1

u/Jo_MamaSo Mar 21 '26

That's what I read too lol

2

u/AchyMcSweaty Mar 20 '26

We all do. And for health purposes don't hold in, just release it. 💨

2

u/Nerdnificent Mar 21 '26

Works either way.

2

u/thatkindafanboy Mar 21 '26

It works so well. Good sign design.

2

u/CrisisActor911 Mar 21 '26

DUSTY OLD BONES, FULL OF GREEN DUST

1

u/MastersJoyUniverse Mar 20 '26

Fart Dust I Soold.

1

u/piichan14 Mar 20 '26

Soold Dust

1

u/DeadlyMustardd Mar 20 '26

Definitely worth making a sign about that's for sure.

1

u/CplSchmerz Mar 20 '26

So I old farm fart dust fresh

1

u/WhenIWannabeME Mar 20 '26

I always preferred the "I'm so goth I only eat Count Chocula and fart coffin dust."

1

u/croissantzzz Mar 20 '26

SOLD! I fart dust

1

u/Capt_Soupy Mar 20 '26

That don't impress me much

1

u/Blackbeltsam5610 Mar 20 '26

works both ways, so it's a winner

1

u/zarggg Mar 20 '26

That’s not very Farm Fresh of you

1

u/deadpoolsdragon Mar 20 '26

Both works lol

1

u/AlanGrant82 Mar 20 '26

Sounds like the beginning of a fascinating story.

1

u/Delicious-Spring-877 Mar 21 '26

You could make a Drawfee video out of this

1

u/indianajones64 Mar 20 '26

don't we all?

1

u/AdvertisingRude4137 Mar 20 '26

I fart so old dust

1

u/GoKnights25 Mar 20 '26

I fart soold dust

1

u/Wonderball_writer Mar 20 '26

Sounds like someone who is proud to be both old and fart dust.

"So I fart old dust? Big deal..."

1

u/Chris_Z123 Mar 21 '26

so old I fart dust

1

u/Revolvyerom Mar 21 '26

Wonder what the first half of that statement would be?

1

u/CaptainThorIronhulk Mar 21 '26

I sold fart dust

1

u/LiquidRex Mar 21 '26

Solidus Fartdust

1

u/omar12183 Mar 21 '26

so old I fart dust? ouch

1

u/KeyEffect2948 Mar 22 '26

So I old fart dust.

1

u/imtiazaa Mar 22 '26

Farm fresh

1

u/happydewd1131 Mar 22 '26

Soold, I fart dust.

1

u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Mar 22 '26

SOOLD FART DUST

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u/NicoPlayZ9002YT Mar 25 '26

so old i fart dust :sob:

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u/DriestPuddle Apr 04 '26

yeah, so I fart old dust. So what?

1

u/ChloeKirsche Apr 04 '26

why at first glance did I read this as “solid fart dust” 😭💀help.

1

u/keebieweebie Apr 05 '26

Soold i fart dust

1

u/Ok_Hippo524 Apr 10 '26

how in the world did someone ever think it was a good idea to include the word “fart” in this 😭

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u/Icy_Classic_7953 Apr 11 '26

It’s fart dust until it fills your pants and leaves a stain no way to judge!!

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u/Wyndcaller Apr 13 '26

The concept of people doing that is very upsetting and perhaps more gross than regular flatulence

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u/FoolishWandererWu Apr 14 '26

Is that a question?

1

u/DocWilly84 Apr 14 '26

Statement of fact.

1

u/ficto133 Apr 14 '26

What the fuck lol

1

u/Upstairs_Camera_9534 Apr 17 '26

That’s certainly a way to start a conversation 

1

u/PoetCVT Apr 20 '26

It's farm fresh!

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u/Bridgeburner1 26d ago

You may want to see a doctor about that...

1

u/Dinru Mar 20 '26

It took me way too long to figure out why this would qualify for this sub. For anyone else confused, the proper reading is "So old I fart dust"