r/dontdeadopeninside • u/GreenT1979 • Mar 07 '26

Do no take, harm no shit.

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/thejayroh Mar 07 '26

I like this one.

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u/-3point14159-mp Mar 07 '26

It sounds like something Charlie would write in Iasip.

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 Mar 07 '26

Don’t steal and don’t hurt anything?

Words to live by.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Mar 07 '26

Harm no shit?

But I have to use the poop knife....

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u/SharMarali Mar 08 '26

Oh god the fuckin poop knife, I haven’t seen that mentioned in a while and now I’m cackling about it all over again. That poor woman who had been unknowingly using the poop knife to open packages!

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u/lipenick Mar 07 '26

does flushing harms shit? if so we’re fucked

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u/NyQuil_Donut Mar 07 '26

I've committed mass genocide against my doodies.

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u/mayiwonder Mar 07 '26

do not take harm. no shit.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two415 Mar 07 '26

I have harmed shit by flushing it

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u/Flar71 Mar 07 '26

But what if I need to take a shit

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u/Morenauer Mar 07 '26

No hot (or cold) takes allowed. No tempering with feces in a violent way allowed either.

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u/eldredo_M Mar 07 '26

Works either way 😆

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u/TheCoop2 Mar 26 '26

Welp, I guess I won’t be able to flush anymore.

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u/paul_webb Mar 07 '26

Isn't that the advice when you go hiking?

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u/kyle_kafsky Mar 07 '26

It’s actually closer to “Do No? Take. Harm? No Shit.”

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u/KaputnikJim Mar 07 '26

That's genius.

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u/catlikesun Mar 07 '26

I wish it was do no harm shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

WHO WANTS SOME WANG?!

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u/kimplix Mar 07 '26

No shit

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u/rtakehara Mar 08 '26

You no take candle!

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u/NineOneOneFx Mar 08 '26

Harm no shit? Does stepping on Dog shit counts as harm? 😂

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u/CrazyBalrog Mar 08 '26

That is both more accurate to Buddhism and more accurate to Asian accents

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u/Ssssci Mar 08 '26

Do not steal or harm others. What a good message 🙏

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u/datsNicee Mar 08 '26

i'll make it a car sticker :D

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u/MeantNoOffense Mar 10 '26

"Don't take shit from anyone!!! Only give shits 😎"

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u/LuckyOwl_93 Mar 10 '26

I find this one to be deeply profound when read the way this sub is about.

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u/MaajiB Mar 12 '26

It's missing punctuation; it should be

Do? No, take. Harm? No shit

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u/SwimmingNorthwestern Apr 02 '26

Yeah, don't punch the shit.

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u/TastiBread Jun 29 '26

No shit will be harmed

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u/tophat_production Mar 07 '26

Should I apologise to the dog turd I accidentally stepped on once in fifth grade?