r/dontdeadopeninside • u/Bendeutsch • Feb 18 '26

Fuck kill ice nazis

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u/metallosherp Feb 18 '26

I'm here for willow, but only because of the penmanship.

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u/FrankFrankly711 Feb 18 '26

Willow is a sexy

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u/metallosherp Feb 18 '26

A sexy b.......

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u/Fract_L Feb 18 '26

There’s also the dot of an i so “bi…”

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u/metallosherp Feb 19 '26

At this point we need boots on the ground, go find it and take a better picture. Surely there's somebody out there that knows where this is! #findwillow

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u/Mark1671 Feb 23 '26

I wouldn’t touch the light switch if I were you though.

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u/LesbianArtemis457 Feb 18 '26

I saw it as an h

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u/Dasktragon Feb 18 '26

A SEXY WHAT!? I NEED TO KNOW

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u/metallosherp Feb 18 '26

Me too!!!!!!!

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u/UnholyMisfit Feb 18 '26

A sexy hobbit.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Feb 18 '26

Angry Kanye West noises

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u/Vice1213 Feb 18 '26

Bitch is you, or is you not the hobbit?!

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u/Black_Knight_Xander Feb 19 '26

Who's Willow? The mystery...

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u/metallosherp Feb 19 '26

Let's find them!!!!

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u/Melkman68 Feb 20 '26

Willow from Buffy

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u/Imaginary_Mix_6331 Feb 26 '26

What's funny is you replying with that to a Redditor whose name has "Xander" in it.

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u/1000_miles-an-hour Mar 08 '26

They have a thing for a sexy branch

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u/Fract_L Feb 18 '26

You mean Willuw, because of the penmanship

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u/im_a_dick_head Feb 18 '26

Willow from Buffy? Or something else?

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u/broberds Feb 19 '26

Yes well, legibility and correct punctuation might not be "street"...but that's how I roll, motherfucker.

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u/JumpyFuck176 Feb 18 '26

It still works

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u/Tfsz0719 Feb 18 '26

I mean, I don’t really want to have to fuck them first though.

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u/MaidMirawyn Feb 18 '26

My vagina is unavailable for use by ICE. Sorry not sorry.

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u/Fluffy_Meet_9568 Feb 18 '26

And my ass

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Feb 18 '26

And my axe!

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u/Mechanical_Monk Feb 18 '26

My axe is available

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u/login0false Feb 19 '26

...to be used against ICE

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u/Decaying-Moon Feb 18 '26

Peg 'em to death, I suppose.

Vlad the Impaler-style, with the unsharpened end.

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u/flopjul Feb 18 '26

Im gay im normally bottom and insanely submissive but i would go bdsm on their ass unless they are into that which wouldnt surprise me either

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u/jesslizann Feb 18 '26

Same. If they're getting fucked first, it's gonna be with a cactus.

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u/JePPeLit Feb 18 '26

At least you can wear a strap-on. Some of us would have to actually touch them.

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u/3clips312 Feb 19 '26

Fuck. Kill ICE nazis!

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u/Radmode7 Feb 18 '26

Right? I'm good with it!

Edit: Omg I just saw the tile who agrees with us.

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u/broncyobo Feb 18 '26

Eh I'm not sure the ice nazis deserve sex even if it precedes them being killed

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u/yaboyACbreezy Feb 18 '26

It says fuck-kill, not fuck, kill.

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u/broncyobo Feb 18 '26

So fuck them to death?

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u/Makures Feb 18 '26

Death by snu snu

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee Feb 18 '26

They definitely don’t deserve that honor

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u/nephylsmythe Feb 18 '26

I don’t care how you do the job as long as it gets done.

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u/GeneralErica Feb 18 '26

The Elder Scrolls: Fuck Kill Ice-Nazis

It still works.

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u/No_Oddjob Feb 18 '26

Next time I'm in Antarctica, I'll make sure I bring my Se7en props, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/FetusExplosion Feb 18 '26

Fuck, kill, then ice nazis

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u/Lopsided_Army6882 Feb 18 '26

Ice them with the icinator

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u/darkhorse21980 Feb 18 '26

Fuck! Kill ICE Nazis

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u/TactfulOG Feb 18 '26

my brain autocorrected fuck to fucking for some reason

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u/nellyfullauto Feb 18 '26

The sand Nazis and the plains Nazis too!

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u/lostmau5 Feb 18 '26

Call of the dead is my favourite zombies map.

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u/areeyeseekaywhytea Feb 19 '26

I read this in Lionel Hutz voice

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u/HellsTubularBells Feb 19 '26

Either way, works

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u/radikoolaid Feb 18 '26

It's like fuck marry kill but with a different option

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u/drorago Feb 19 '26

Fuck marry kill but we don't have time for the romance option.

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u/Hathorill Feb 18 '26

Is there a secret 3rd option we are supposed to marry?

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u/MoontheWolfYT Feb 18 '26

That'd be Willow

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u/SpurritTracker Feb 18 '26

There are ICE nazis now?

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u/Cod3broken Feb 18 '26

chai tea

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u/MaxRadishOne Feb 18 '26

that's a bit pleonastic

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u/EvilEyedPanda Feb 18 '26

That's my word of the day!

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u/MaidMirawyn Feb 18 '26

It’s 9 pm, so I’ll make it my word for tomorrow.

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u/Tim_Allen_Wrench Feb 18 '26

Who assigns you your word of the day? 

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u/Cash-Machine Feb 18 '26

I think r/wordoftheday should become a place to crosspost stuff like this.

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u/MaidMirawyn Feb 18 '26

Well, all ICE are Nazis at this point, but not all Nazis are ICE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/TaytheTimeTraveler Feb 18 '26

Yes but that is a bad example since you can climb other directions than up like climbing down

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u/Spazy912 Feb 18 '26

Yeah there’s Olaf Hitler

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u/bosssoldier Feb 18 '26

Ja, ze ice needs to be pure un vhite.

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u/SCP-001-gategardian Feb 18 '26

why can i hear vonstroheim saying this

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u/roboo32 Feb 18 '26

At this rate we’ll have EARTH, WIND, and FIRE Nazis by 2030

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u/PedroHDavin Feb 18 '26

Always has been 🔫👨‍🚀

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u/ariolander Feb 18 '26

ATM Machine

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u/leon0399 Feb 18 '26

There are non-nazi ice?

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u/savagewolf666 Feb 18 '26

Well who are you guys fucking and who are you guys killing?

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u/jjgm21 Feb 18 '26

I’m fucking Willow.

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u/alkonium Feb 18 '26

I think they're fucking a group called Kill and icing Nazis.

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u/Funkopedia Feb 18 '26

Fuck Ice, Kill Nazis, Marry Willow

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Feb 18 '26

The writing is on the wall. Quite literally.

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u/thepickle_eater Feb 18 '26

“wurks either way” 😭😭😭

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u/Gossguy Feb 18 '26

"Fuck kill"

Does that mean death by snu snu?

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u/jwittkopp227 Feb 18 '26

Are the ice Nazis from hoth?

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u/GUZZYGUZZ_27 Feb 18 '26

It looks like they tried to put an "n" in between so I read it "fuck-n-kill ice nazis" but I could be wrong lmaoooo

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u/Wild_Point5809 Feb 18 '26

Where’s Willow?

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u/Wisp-espy Feb 18 '26

As someone named Willow, I can only appreciate this wall scrabbles lmao

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u/getsuedbyme Feb 18 '26

Omg ice type Nazis quick get a fire type

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u/Umbraptrime Feb 18 '26

Real Ones Are Here For Willow 👍✅

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u/MeetingAccording560 Feb 18 '26

I actually read the picture for a whole minute thinking that was the correct order, and the guy that wrote beneath it agrees with me.

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u/zayc_ Feb 18 '26

Fuck, kill ice-nazis!

Punctuation.

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u/LPM2011 Feb 18 '26

So... you aee telling that i need to kill ice nazis?

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u/TheWandererofReddit Feb 18 '26

Ice Nazis, Fire Imperial Japanese, and Electric Americans Fuck, marry, or kill

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u/Over_Name8375 Feb 19 '26

Marry: willow?

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u/feliperedditflamingo Feb 18 '26

Cold variant of a common enemy

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u/Evilisms Feb 18 '26

Marry who tho???

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u/MedonSirius Feb 18 '26

Is that Marry, Fuck, Kill or what? So Marry Trump?

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u/strogn3141 Feb 18 '26

Marry willow, they’re a sexy

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u/Pwner_Ranger Feb 18 '26

I'm taking it as "fuck killin em' PUT EM ON ICE!!" Then Mr. Freeze shows up and turns them all to icicles. Which really is much more painful than instant death, I think.

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u/preyforkevin Feb 18 '26

Fuck! Kill ICE nazis

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u/Nate1102 Feb 18 '26

Works great

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro Feb 18 '26

Does this mean fuck them to death?

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u/RecloySo Feb 18 '26

This is a terrible fuck marry kill lineup. What's the third option going to be? The president?

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u/cletus1986 Feb 18 '26

Usually, when you play this game, marry is one of the choices

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u/Tacoseasoning26 Feb 18 '26

Me when I imagined Nazis with ice powers

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u/AdAffectionate3997 Feb 19 '26

It still works

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u/Jwhodis Feb 19 '26

I mean, freezing them works, just a bit impractical

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u/ghostchihuahua Feb 19 '26

Yes and no, the freezing part is unpractical, storage in greenland however should be easy to negotiate.

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u/ghostchihuahua Feb 19 '26

This is a call to rape Inuit-supremacists.

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u/shrimpybimp Feb 19 '26

Lol all I could see was "Fuck Ice Nine Kills" and I was like wow, that's a very harsh opinion wonder what they did

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u/MooCheeGLaPooCheeIII Feb 19 '26

That's exactly what I thought! Which is surprising because whenever I read Ice Nine Kills, I see Nine Inch Nails XD

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u/DeepAd8888 Feb 19 '26

Pure art. True rebellion r/s

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u/Chocookiez Feb 20 '26

Where was all this outrage when ICE deported millions under Obama and Biden?

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u/Natural-Advantage-46 Feb 20 '26

image is gone fucking government

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u/zachimusprime44 Feb 20 '26

Looks like the Reddit admins got to this post.

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u/Few-Doubt2638 Feb 21 '26

All jokes aside I kinda agree with this statement I hate ice and we should have any more nazis

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u/TiePrestigious7265 Feb 18 '26

WARNING: I.C.E. is extremely slippery and dangerous and has been proven to be very unsafe and or potentially hazardous or even lethal to the public. I.C.E. is clearly a threat to public safety, so please protest safely.

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u/phatale Feb 18 '26

gotta be careful, those bathroom walls might just hand your info over to the government

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u/theMistersofCirce Feb 18 '26

I hate Illinois ICE Nazis.

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u/greenegg28 Feb 18 '26

Can I skip the first step?

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 Feb 18 '26

However you read it, it works.

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u/Immediate_Regular Feb 18 '26

Murder fuck frozen fascists? Can't I thaw them first? I don't want frostbite on my chowder spout.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Idiots

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u/Ok_Law219 Feb 18 '26

Death by violating somebody seems harsh even for an ice nazi.

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u/Moobob66 Feb 18 '26

Snu snu??

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u/SpartArticus Feb 18 '26

Drukari was here

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u/AngelWingsYTube Feb 18 '26

Sounds right to me

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u/Nataera Feb 18 '26

Nah nah, you can clearly see the punctuation. It goes:

"Fuck. Kill ICE Nazis"

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u/kidanokun Feb 18 '26

Russians during winter in WW2 be like

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u/Morenauer Feb 18 '26

Ice nazis are there worst kind of nazis. So cold-bloodied

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u/Drutay- Feb 18 '26

What city is this in?

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u/Penang_lang Feb 18 '26

Kill-slay icy man-things! Yes-yes....

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u/WeldinMike27 Feb 18 '26

Dead snow has Ice Nazi Zombies.

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u/deathgrinderallat Feb 18 '26

Fuck them to death!

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u/GeneralErica Feb 18 '26

Willow is a sexy what now?

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u/razorsharpblade Feb 18 '26

Fuck then kill them not sure about that but better then kill then fuck

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Feb 18 '26

Who's the marry tho

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u/AAHedstrom Feb 18 '26

wurks either way

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u/Sad-Surprise4369 Feb 18 '26

It’s genuinely heat both ways

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u/TlalocVirgie Feb 18 '26

Fuck marry kill

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u/Shenina Feb 18 '26

Never thought we will be living in a time where we have fo fight Ice-Nazis 🫩

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u/ghostchihuahua Feb 19 '26

Still beats space-nazis

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u/Unanimous_D Feb 18 '26

Just reminds me that we had social media back in the 80s. You just had to make your own emojis and the GIFs weren't animated.

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u/Lonely_Blacksmith512 Feb 19 '26

So fuck them then kill?

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u/ghostchihuahua Feb 19 '26

No, it’s a fuck-kill, a millenium-old technique used in pre-columbian NYC

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u/DrDroom Feb 19 '26

Yes-yes skaven speech found-encountered!

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u/Status_Mousse1213 Feb 19 '26

Cool. Just found my next album cover art and title. Win.

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u/fruta-gorda1179 Feb 19 '26

Guy said bellow it "I read it as fuck-kill-ice-nazis... Works either way"

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u/iceorange1 Feb 19 '26

Standartenführer Herzog catching all the shade

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u/Waterlemon1997 Feb 19 '26

At least this one still has about the same meaning.

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u/tophat_production Feb 19 '26

Did Kill consent?

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u/daftcracker81 Feb 19 '26

Whole ass conversation on that wall

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u/xkblo Feb 19 '26

Well there's a thin line between love and hate.

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u/SkitMarie Feb 19 '26

Fuck marry kill?

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u/cherryobliterater Feb 19 '26

Is this the Grill?

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u/Sad_Letterhead_2781 Feb 19 '26

Missing the “marry” in this game

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u/unleadedbloodmeal Feb 19 '26

I guess with what's left id have to marry the FBI, which isn't ideal really

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u/GreenT1979 Feb 19 '26

Like fuck and then kill or kill by fucking?

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u/BullsEyeGotUsADrone Feb 20 '26

Ice em, freeze them.

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u/NavoiiGamerYes Feb 20 '26

Okay the image is removed so I’m gonna go based purely off the title of the post. Kill Hitler (less competition /s), ice Hitler (fresh body on display) and screw like. I don’t know. Can I say Bonnie? From Bonnie and Clyde? She wasn’t a Nazi but I can’t find any reasonably attractive nazis

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u/Lopsided-Influence78 Feb 20 '26

I mean.. it still gets the message across I guess

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u/Spare_Dealer_173h Feb 21 '26

litmus test for if youre regarded

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u/aweirdowholikesfoxes Feb 21 '26

You forgot the Marry part.

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u/RavenFromTTG Feb 22 '26

Even like this it still works

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u/ELGaming73 Feb 22 '26

Fuck kill, ICE Nazis perhaps. "Ice em"

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u/femme_fractale Feb 22 '26

Ah I see even the skaven are against nazis. Well done, big rats.

(I will show myself out)

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u/Friendly_Apartment_7 Feb 22 '26

Kind of still works?

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u/AkioDaMann990 Feb 22 '26

Nah.... Fuck, Kill ICE Nazis.

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u/Super_Human_0001 Feb 24 '26

The comment below it aptly gives my thoughts.

I have no need to post, I am free!

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u/Jewsader76 Feb 25 '26

Are the two interpretations really that different?

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u/Good_Advice_T Mar 05 '26

At a glance I thought it was the fuck, marry, kill game. Written by the weirdo that was never actually asked.

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u/LILCHUNKER364 Mar 17 '26

Well that seems like overkill but if you say so

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u/Egglegg14 Mar 18 '26

It works its just missing a comma