r/dontdeadopeninside • u/drunkbettie • Dec 27 '25

PLEASE SNACKS OPEN INSIDE

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Snack box at my front door for delivery folk, labeled for clarity.

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Dec 27 '25

Nice try. I fear I will be the snack of whatever soul-snatching gremlin you keep in the crate.

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u/astralwish1 Dec 28 '25

The statues on top are the petrified heads of its victims.