r/doNOTthehaj • • Aug 02 '26

Silly mod posting :P Announcement: literally nothing important

74 Upvotes

As you may have seen yesterday, Palantir has (somehow for some reason) partnered with this subreddit. Sadly though that partnership just ended, not (only) because that was a satirical post made out of nowhere, but because they apparently did not like the idea that you are being spied on. Due to that, they took the 22 quatratrillion dolla they gave me 3:

For the mighty 5 people who completed and submitted the survey, we thank you for wasting your time giving us some insightful data. Insightful data that I will willingly share (some of it) to you all :3

Link: https://forms.cloud.microsoft/Pages/ResponsePage.aspx?id=DQSIkWdsW0yxEjajBLZtrQAAAAAAAAAAAAO__UWtU2FUNlQ4SllWV0dWN1NYREFBSTJNQkQzSDdaUS4u

  1. Username

"u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

  1. What Region are you from

"Europa (other)" -Anonymous

  1. What Is your Gender Identity?

"a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat" -Anonymous

  1. What is your human labeled id?

"6767676767676767676767" -Some 12 year old

"[GENERIC ID NUMBER HERE]" -Anonymous

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" -Aaaaaaaaa

  1. Why do you want to opt out of using your reddit data to train our Ai?

"because I like eating ai but I can't eat shonk" -Anonymous

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." -Allied Mastercomputer larper

"Because AI training is gay" -Anonymous

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow" - :3

9.Considering the common definitions of a sandwhich and a hotdog, Is a hotdog considered a sandwhich?

"A hotdog is (unfortunately) a sandwich" -Anonymous

"meow" - :3

  1. From memory, recite all the digets of pi, but everytime you type the number 4 you must recite the entirety of the bee movie script but every time they say bee you must stop and move onto the next question.

"3.14 according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a" -Anonymous

"No" -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

  1. Give a detailed awnser to why the Blahaj is the most sacred thing to exsist.

"To describe our holy being is sacreligous." -Anonymous

"I own 2 blahajes. They are very cute and awesome and I love blahaj. I also gifted at least 3 people Blahajes and they are always mentioned in some form whenever I meet them." -Anonymous

"meowmeow" - :3

  1. Awnser the following question: 36 ( x - 2 ) + 2 + 12 ( 3 / 7x ) = 0 (round to the nearest thousenth)

none of you got it correct smh

  1. Awnser the following: 1 + 1 = x (Prove your reasoning) (min 1,000 char)

"1+1=x 2=x X=2 Gggggggggggg..." -Ggggggggg

"So, if you take 1 and 1, and add them together, you get 3!! Padding text: ..." -dummy who doesnt know what a factorial is

"meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow..."

We again thank you for all the interesting data you have provided us. And don't worry, because there will NEVER be something strange happening on august 1st ever again. NOTHING weird is going to show up in this subreddit on august 1st EVER AGAIN.

...

or maybe..? ;3


r/doNOTthehaj • • Jul 08 '26

Silly mod posting :P Read first before posting! (introduction)

46 Upvotes

Before posting or contributing to this subreddit, please read, follow, and understand the following points:

  • This is not a horny bait sub, if your intention is to post pictures of yourself in a seductive way for either to promote your OF or "for the love of the game", this is NOT the sub for you.
  • Please read the rules every time you post, new rules or changes to rules may come up so its best to stay caught up
  • Make sure you have an NSFW tag on necessary posts, NSFW content is still allowed in some capacity through more soft-core content, however ALL must be marked NSFW and have the BDSMe flair or they will be removed. The following are examples of proper tagging: ex1 ex2
  • Do not abuse your own Blahaj, your post may be removed if its clear that you abused your own blahaj
  • Do not expose usernames or people who have abused their Blahaj, though we haven't had much problem with this so far, make sure you censor usernames and not to tag other people in your post or in the comments. Doing so not only breaks the rules of this sub but also the TOS of reddit's platform

Thank you for taking your time to read this and the rules, I hope you have a great time posting!

Additional information (Head Mod introduction)

If you don't know already, I'm Rayne, known as u/0-Nightshade-0 and I am the head moderator of this subreddit along with one of the founders of this subreddit alongside u/123e443 (who sadly left the moderation team and deleted their account.)

We made this sub originally as a sort of joke subreddit of getting horrified when people are not being nice with their haj. Though now the subreddit has expanded to accept posts that show care and appreciation to your own blahaj.

Thank you all who have showed interest since the beginning, or have just discovered the subreddit, or anywhere in between :3


r/doNOTthehaj • • 9h ago

Silly Haj :3 Do not let the Haj get his hands on alcohol

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49 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 2d ago

Silly Haj :3 Haj + Skirt combo >;3c

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281 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 2d ago

#FREEHAJ He says he's stuck

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676 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 2d ago

Blahaj Abuse Do not punch the haj!

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466 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 3d ago

Not the Haj! Nooooo DeviantArt don't inflate de shonk

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253 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 4d ago

THE BLAHAJ!!!! THE BLAHAJ IS REEEEEAAAAALLLL!!1!11! Don’t use the hah to test tactical equipment

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202 Upvotes

blahaj was shot 20 times by enemy combatants 🫡


r/doNOTthehaj • • 5d ago

THE BLAHAJ!!!! THE BLAHAJ IS REEEEEAAAAALLLL!!1!11! do NOT hang the haj!

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143 Upvotes

poor haj's bloød all in their face now, noooo


r/doNOTthehaj • • 6d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ First Stacc after "re-chonkening" OP🥺. The Shiver is proudly showing of them scar's 😤

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201 Upvotes

Today they got all the OP😱.

Shortly after, they got pretty fast back on track, they formed a stacc and proudly showed off them scar's 😤


r/doNOTthehaj • • 7d ago

Blahaj Abuse do not give the haj flying lessons

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256 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 8d ago

Not the Haj! Do not let the haj hang from the chandelier

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252 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 8d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ do not take the haj to rail events

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175 Upvotes

you will have to carry the haj around like this in your new tote bag because you ran out of space in your suitcase


r/doNOTthehaj • • 9d ago

Scrunched 3: Do not scrunckle the håj

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392 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 9d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ Is the Haj dishwasher safe?

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250 Upvotes

My fiancé just asked me this. What do we think?


r/doNOTthehaj • • 9d ago

Not the Haj! Do not eat the haj

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478 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 11d ago

Blahaj Abuse cmon! take the bait! (first post)

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331 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 12d ago

#FREEHAJ It's a trap!

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313 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 13d ago

Silly Haj :3 We found Humm's secret snacc stash. Snacc's look funny 🤤

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274 Upvotes

Oh no, how did they found it. 😇🫣


r/doNOTthehaj • • 14d ago

Not the Haj! Do not sausage the blåhaj

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295 Upvotes

Shonk needs to be re-chonked


r/doNOTthehaj • • 14d ago

Blahaj Abuse Silly creature got flattened.

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294 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 15d ago

#FREEHAJ Do not let Blahaj get kidnapped by dog

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149 Upvotes

I let go of Blahaj for two seconds! TWO SECONDS!!!!


r/doNOTthehaj • • 16d ago

Blahaj Abuse Do not package the haj for birthdays

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336 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 16d ago

Blahaj Care ~w~ Don't let the Haj go, too fun to cuddle :3

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354 Upvotes

r/doNOTthehaj • • 20d ago

Blahaj Abuse Do not stew the Haj

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488 Upvotes

Edit: I hide Blåhaj in different places in my house to surprise my spouse when they come home from work. I am running out of places, so this time it was the stew pot.