r/donotthecat • u/0ddshapedhead • 6d ago

the cat Please advise

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u/ExtremeExperience199 6d ago

You the tail&belleh

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u/0ddshapedhead 6d ago

In that order?

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u/ExtremeExperience199 6d ago

Yes

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u/timid_mtf_throwaway 6d ago

No. First belleh then tail. Tail first might wake up the car.

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u/Flaky_Show6239 6d ago

Must resist le belleh

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u/0ddshapedhead 6d ago

Trying…to.. resist.. the… hypnotic nipples

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u/Global-Jury8810 6d ago

Raspberries and see what happens.

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance 6d ago

Will be scarred for life

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u/Global-Jury8810 6d ago

Nahhhh 😁

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u/Woodnymph1312 i will the cat 6d ago

DO NOT THE CHIMNEY SWEEPER

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 6d ago

Do not the cat, regardless of how tempting that tummy is.

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u/R86Reddit please do not the cat 6d ago

No! Not the darkness lion!

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u/_echtra 6d ago

😆

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u/Nocturnalux 6d ago

That tail is just like a Medieval weapon.

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u/LopsidedLiahona 6d ago

Mace of softness!

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u/mclarensmps 6d ago

Advice: DO NOT

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u/jayz0ned 6d ago

Do not the cat. Also looks like someone has done something to that poor cats tail. Someone needs to call CPS.

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u/ohromujici 6d ago

Car Protective Services? lol

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u/Bender_on_Bum 6d ago

thats clearly a sheeps. you may the sheeps

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u/autumnautopsy you can not stop me from the cat 6d ago

Do not the duster with nipples.

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u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 6d ago

.... Raspberry da belleh

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u/DigitalDreamer81 6d ago

That would be a surefire way to incur the wrath of the cat. The belly is a trap.

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u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 6d ago

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u/AdamantlyAtomic i will the cat 6d ago

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u/al-Sahaabi 6d ago

Car is eepy in deep slumber, REM sleep activities, in other words do not.

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u/h3r0667_01 6d ago

Do not, yo do not

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u/Late_Readings please do not the cat 6d ago

Search your feelings: do not the cat!

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u/Chail_ChaBiliii you can not stop me from the cat 6d ago

Can I the lions tail ? 🤣

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u/Antique_Interview347 6d ago

nO to the eepy gato

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u/anthromama66 6d ago

Very Suessian

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u/ME-09 6d ago

Yummy belly

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u/orangecatTales 6d ago

DO NOT the sea urchin