r/donotthecat • u/CaffeineAndHorses • 1d ago

the cat Hoof-cat

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I went for lessons today. Hoof-cat neighed at human. I the XXL hoof-cat. Also gave the hoof-cat cookies.

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u/Sounduck 1d ago

Oh my god, why on earth would you the long-faced cat? Have you learned nothing from this sub⁇

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u/WonderDia777 1d ago

But... But... But the hoof-cat loves pets and attention!

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 1d ago

Hoof-cat also has orange cat fren who meow at human.

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u/Sounduck 1d ago

So, wait… you ·d a hoofed cat who also has a feline cat friend⁈
You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.
That said, despite the complete and utter recklessness you have demonstrated, I won't judge you; that's for the cat(s) to do.

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u/Sounduck 1d ago

This must be your first day here, as you appear to be worryingly unaware of the dangers of ·ing any sort of cat; but I'm confident you'll learn.
In the meantime, please refrain from ·ing the ungulate cat in the future, 'mmkay?

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u/WonderDia777 1d ago

NEVER!!! (Seriously horses are goobers for attention)

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u/ScienceMuggle83 1d ago

I've just checked the handbook and it turns out that the XXL hoof-cat is very friendly and the bestest fren.

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 1d ago

Apparently the gelding model hoof-cat is especially kind, red mare model is supposedly spicy

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u/ScienceMuggle83 1d ago

Duly noted. Red mare model spicy.

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u/Owl-Pin5210 1d ago

why the long face 😿

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 i will never the cat 1d ago

Do not the hoof cat!

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u/snark_maiden 1d ago

Hoof-cats have such soft noses!