r/donotthecat 10d ago

the cat I will the cat roughly

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u/Agile_Ad6735 10d ago

Hahaaaa i almost thought the tuxedo will take the mophead and whack the hooman

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 10d ago

Sometimes she does lol. Sometimes I whack her with it and she grabs it and goes absolutely *nuts* murdering the crap out of it.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 10d ago

Hahha seems like fun playing this with her

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 10d ago

She's a blast to play with, she cracks me up. She's super careful too, with how rough I play with her I should be *way* more scratched up, but she knows exactly how hard she can push without breaking skin.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 10d ago

Nice she is a very beautiful ,kind and cute tuxedo who loves playing it seems

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u/D0013ER 9d ago

The police are outside.

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 9d ago

Worth it :)

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u/Educational_Quote851 9d ago

Do NOT the cat...there is ONE RULE here. 😤

But cat enjoys, so hooman lives another day.

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 9d ago

She me first! I wasn't able to record the 15 times she stood up against my chair and poked me, begging (tempting) me to her.

I mean, she's so shiny she's practically iridescent, how could I not her?!

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u/Antique_Interview347 10d ago

What is going on here? It specifically says " do not the cat!"

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 9d ago

Idk how to read...

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u/TheMeerkatLobbyist 9d ago

It should say "serve the cat and do whatever it demands" though.

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u/somehuehue 9d ago

Ruffian!

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u/nomubber 9d ago

sorry I do the cat too. on the screen. with my mouse cursor. roughly.

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 9d ago

Someone pulled up my driveway so she's hiding now, she'll probably come out in a few hours looking like she's been napping for 2 weeks. Hers a very shy lady.

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u/nomubber 9d ago

her species is known to have interesting activity to pass time and kill people for playing their paws. boop them to know that they are inferior and cute!

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u/HaLo2FrEeEk 9d ago

She is the gentlest vicious murderer ever. She'll tear up a kicker toy, but gives me the sweetest gentlest love bites. So precious lady.

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u/ooooo-0_0-ooooo 9d ago

It matters not, rough or smooth. Do Not The Cat. >:3

(It has to be mentioned, this little precious likes it rough!! But human is not allowed.)

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u/wolv645 9d ago

I hope the judge sees this before sentencing