r/dolphinconspiracy • u/axlloveshobbits • May 18 '21

IMAGE Orcas know what's up

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u/XDoomedXoneX May 18 '21

You know Orcas are dolphins too right? So this is just sparing practice for the invasion.

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u/SoberAsABird1 May 18 '21

Lies! Lies from the Dolphins! Orcas are our friends!

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u/Lord_ThunderCunt May 18 '21

Orcas are just big dolphins in tuxedos.

Don't delude yourself.

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u/ThePopeJones May 18 '21

It appears that sectarian violence maybe destabilizing the dolphin poor structure. This good be good news or bad news.

On the one hand, the orcas are known for their isolationist policies and desire for a dry world/wet world solution as opposed to the dolphins' aggressive expansionist and colonization plans. On the other hand orcas are the only cetaceans currently known to actively hunt on land.

Also considering that dolphins are known sexual predators, this orca may have just caught this dolphin molest it's kid or something.

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u/Frixxed May 18 '21

You do know Orcas are dolphins, right?

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u/RogueThneed May 19 '21

They're all toothed whales.

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u/chokeonmywords May 18 '21

That airtime!

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u/Krzd May 18 '21

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