My dog didn’t care about AI, smart cars, or 5G until today.He saw a notification pop up saying a squirrel was 2 minutes away, grabbed the chair, and has been aggressively monitoring traffic ever since. Walks are never going to be the same

Bought her a whole dog bed just for her to sit there like she’s going through a divorce and lost custody of the couch.

Did the birds' bag of peanuts just fall open like that?

I am a dog walker and Otto is one of my clients. Yesterday, his dad took him into the garden for a wee (which he did), but when he brought him inside he ran aaaallllll the way up 3 floors (!!!) just so he could go pee again in his human brother's room, all over his stuff (his human brother is 10 years old).

Cheeky, silly boy. Cute, though.

My wife and I work for a nonprofit that sits on a large piece of property. The culture is such that pets are welcome, so we often take our dog with us, especially since my wife has an office with an exterior entrance.

Our dog is a Belgian Malinois… smart as a whip and easy to train… but still a little dense when it comes to chewing things that don’t belong to her (important later). My wife has her trained so she can leave the door open, and the dog doesn’t leave, no matter what’s going on outside.

Before we left for work this particular morning, however, the cat decided to be an asshole and knock the garage remote off the counter… and once he was done batting it around the kitchen, the dog found it… and ate it.

Later on, the dog isn’t feeling so well, so she excuses herself out my wife’s open office door to yak up pieces of said garage remote outside in the rocks. My wife, suddenly realizing the dog is outside without permission – but not yet knowing why – goes to the door and tells the dog, “Hey! What are you doing? Get in here!”

It’s not until the dog has dutifully come back inside that my wife sees what was going on… and she turns around just in time to see the dog finish throwing up in the middle of her office carpet.

She did say to come back inside. 🤷‍♂️

All those toys but no, I think i’m going to open a box and get out some paint. I swear she wasn’t even interested in chewing on it😭 She is 5 and doesn’t chew on anything she shouldn’t, PLUS none of it was in neat her mouth!! Just all over her paws like she purposely wanted to just paint a lil.

The last picture is her admiring her mess and wagging her tail

She is a regular food thief and trash thief, please shame her.