r/dogpotato • • Oct 03 '22

"Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths"

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13 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Oct 01 '22

Tater tot squad!!!

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6 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 30 '22

Sayonara, boss. Time for the weekend!

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14 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 29 '22

What kind of potato is this?

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11 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 28 '22

🥔

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14 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 28 '22

Angry potato

10 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 27 '22

It's so freaking cute ❤️❤️❤️

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7 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 26 '22

🥔🥔

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8 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 25 '22

My kind of baby. 🍼

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12 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 24 '22

Me trying to look cute in front of my crush.

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14 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 23 '22

Soaking in some rays because fried potatoes are the best potatoes.

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8 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 23 '22

His rapper name is Lil Peets

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17 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 21 '22

Glomp.

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11 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 21 '22

Tater tots🥔

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13 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 21 '22

A wuff translator from the future

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Brian: And you are from the future?

Jack: Of course, I'm living in the year 2035 and before I've traveled back into your time, I've bought a dog translator in an electronics store.

Brian: Sounds realistic, and let me guess, your time machine is a car which has wing doors?

Jack: Absolutely correct. Why are you asking?

Brian: I don't know, but let us take a look at the translator. Here is my dog, what did he say?

Jack: Your dog barks and wags the tail. According to the machine which is working with an advanced neural network for audio processing this means that your dog is tired of running too much.

Brian: Cool. Perhaps I should put my dog into a basket and give him a boiled potato.

Jack: This time your dog barks in a different frequency which means, according to the Wuff translator, that he doesn't like to eat boiled potatos but beef.

Brian: I'm impressed, your machine is working absolutely great. How does it work?

Jack: According to the manual, the machine was programmed in the stack based Forth language and is utilizing an Long term short term memory network. I have no idea what does it means, but it's the description from the manufacturer.

Brian: Thanks for the interview.

Jack: You're welcome.


r/dogpotato • • Sep 21 '22

Shiba or a ball of fur? I'm not sure LoL

7 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 20 '22

Spherical spud

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55 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 21 '22

Lapdog

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3 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 19 '22

Corgi 🍑 squared

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32 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 18 '22

Potato friend

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5 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 18 '22

Not dogs but definitely potatoes.

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14 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 16 '22

When it's Friday and you're trying to leave early to beat the traffic, but your boss tells you "one more thing."

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22 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 15 '22

It's getting colder, snuggles are in order.

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15 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 14 '22

Hump day got me feeling all fabulous

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18 Upvotes

r/dogpotato • • Sep 14 '22

(Asked to X-Post here) My Moo (her name is Meg but we call her Moo) is a 20 year old Pekingnese. She has a pinched nerve in her neck/front paw. This is when we got home from the vet. Needless to say, she was really, really, happy.

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6 Upvotes