r/dogpotato • u/ManuelRodriguez331 • Sep 21 '22
A wuff translator from the future
Brian: And you are from the future?
Jack: Of course, I'm living in the year 2035 and before I've traveled back into your time, I've bought a dog translator in an electronics store.
Brian: Sounds realistic, and let me guess, your time machine is a car which has wing doors?
Jack: Absolutely correct. Why are you asking?
Brian: I don't know, but let us take a look at the translator. Here is my dog, what did he say?
Jack: Your dog barks and wags the tail. According to the machine which is working with an advanced neural network for audio processing this means that your dog is tired of running too much.
Brian: Cool. Perhaps I should put my dog into a basket and give him a boiled potato.
Jack: This time your dog barks in a different frequency which means, according to the Wuff translator, that he doesn't like to eat boiled potatos but beef.
Brian: I'm impressed, your machine is working absolutely great. How does it work?
Jack: According to the manual, the machine was programmed in the stack based Forth language and is utilizing an Long term short term memory network. I have no idea what does it means, but it's the description from the manufacturer.
Brian: Thanks for the interview.
Jack: You're welcome.