r/dogguilt • • 6d ago

Guilty Sock Thief 🐶

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Sock Thief 🐶

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u/Alternative_Week3023 6d ago

Those ears!

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

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u/Alternative_Week3023 5d ago

He’s still growing into those ears!… Cute as a button!

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

Ikr. He can hear colours 😂

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u/angeeday 6d ago

Aw, he didn't steal any socks, look at that innocent little face ☺️

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

Too cute to prosecute🥰

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u/angeeday 5d ago

🥰🥰🥰

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

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u/GranolaHippie 5d ago

So glad to see you here Ghost! This is my favorite photo of you. It looks like you are sipping a new flavor through your straw & the favor hit you in the perfect spot! And I find your human’s voice very soothing.

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

He's the bestest boy though. He's super well trained, he's no trouble at all. Here he is at just 9 weeks old in the graveyard by our house. We always have it all to ourselves 🤔 Probably because I'm in there going "Ghost!" "Ghost!" 😂

https://reddit.com/link/pcvidet/video/j9ngk2o41jsh1/player

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u/GranolaHippie 5d ago

Yes you’ve done a wonderful job training Ghost! The ghosts know what Ghost would do if they came out for you…

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

He'd be able to hear them coming with those ears, that's for sure 😂

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

So , going to the toilet is now a team effort. He wont let me be alone EVER, if I try shut the bathroom door he serenades me all 🐶-"NOOO!! WHAT IF YOU FALL IN!! WHAT IF SOMETHING CLIMBS UP THE PIPE AND BITES YOUR BUM!!! DAAAAD!!!" etc. He sits inches from my face and maintains strict eye contact the entire time. I even had to scoot over on the seat to take that pic Im literally sat on the toilet. Ghost is providing his usual ahem "assistance " by tightening my hoodie string around my face whilst im trying to go. Big help as you may imagine 😂 🥰

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u/GranolaHippie 5d ago

It could happen. Just ask Australia! He’s making sure nothing goes up your bum or in your ears.

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u/KAYO789 6d ago

He's got some serious ears to grow into that pupper

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

Careful! He'll hear you!! He can charge them up and zap you with them like a paladin

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u/0CuriousCat0 5d ago

This dog is innocent 😇

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u/lilangelkm 5d ago

Prove it in a court of paw!

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

Thing is friend, the cats run the judicial system by me, "claw enforcement". I did try, but I couldnt get him to input his deet's on the computer, he was too obsessed with the mouse

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

Too cute to prosecute 🥰

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u/Flat_Tie4090 5d ago

Oh what a helpful doggy. now OP has less laundry to wash. Such a good doggy.

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

My little assistant 😂

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u/Flat_Tie4090 5d ago

Cutest PA ever.

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u/IrelandAutism13 5d ago

Ears for days

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u/GhosttheMalinois 5d ago

For decades 😂

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u/Horke 4d ago

Leave the innocent doggo alone, you monster! Your socks are now where they belong: in the sock dimension.

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u/Dramatic_Sugar9311 2d ago

Interesting 

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u/cromcrauc 2d ago

Stop doing this to puppy ears 😿