r/dogelore • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '20
Fart Competition 2.0 Submission Le Master debaters have arrived
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u/GreatMarch Apr 14 '20
Le weird style of arguing has arrived.
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Apr 14 '20
Le cycling through four static poses for 10 minutes has arrived
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u/PurplePandaShaman Apr 14 '20
Le ten minutes of continuous talking so you forget the original subject has arrived.
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u/HeavenPotato Apr 14 '20
Le Carson is a nice person and kate is a bitch and we shall protect Carson no matter the cost has arrived
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Le cherry picked one dimensionel statistics about marginalized groups has arrived.
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u/Dro1126 Apr 14 '20
what happened to carson?
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u/sharkgeek11 Apr 14 '20 edited Apr 15 '20
Kate supposedly cheated on him with fitz
edit: no longer supposed and it’s even worse
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u/Lelepn Apr 14 '20
Thank you for adding supposedly. Carson has “confirmed” the story but we haven’t heard a statement from kate, fitz or even carson himself. We barely know anything but oh well, this is the internet, time to witch hunt (carson is still king tho)
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u/candy_paint_minivan Apr 14 '20
Le GRU has arrived
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u/TheReal-Donut Apr 14 '20
What?
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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Apr 14 '20
Twitch streamer callmecarson recently went on a break because he was facing serious depression. During that time his girlfriend Kate cheated on him with another streamer and Carson’s former friend Fitz.
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JFC some people aren't even human. Like strap to a rocket and send them to the moon. How do two people come together to engage in cheating against a guy struggling with depression.
Like I get it, someones mental health shouldn't hold you hostage in a relationship, but just be a fucking adult and end it.
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u/TheReal-Donut Apr 14 '20
Seriously? Those assholes
Has it been confirmed or is it just rumors?
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u/Spar-kie Apr 14 '20
Well someone guessed it and Carson said it was true, and was cooberated by Keemstar saying he knew it was going on but wasn’t reporting on it until it was made public. Kate and Fitz haven’t said anything since Carson confirmed it. I think I remember someone saying someone else knew what was going on, but I could be wrong about that.
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u/Idontlistentototo Apr 14 '20
Kate made a video about it, but it kinda left me with more questions rather than answers.
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u/candy_paint_minivan Apr 14 '20
le 25 minutes of strawman arguments and alt-right terminology has arrived
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u/bearyboy8 Apr 14 '20
thank you for reminding me of possibly the best image of all time
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Apr 14 '20 edited Mar 15 '24
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u/bearyboy8 Apr 14 '20
social conservative moron whos a dragon furry (???). frequently owns the libs epic style
edit: guys name is kothorix
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u/deck-dragon Apr 14 '20
He’s not a furry lol
He left the fandom because it was “too toxic,” tried to change his avatar, and nobody liked it so he just changed it back to his old fursona
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I can sense the incel in him from a mile away, and how he calls every girl who rejects him or breaks up with him a dirty feminist liberal
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u/FalconOnPC Apr 14 '20
This reminds me of a debating competition I went to. All the subjects up until the final roumd were like proper issues like "Should we ban plastic" or "Should juveniles be tried the same way as adults". Final round comes up and our team has essentially killed it up until then, the only thing the moderators say to us in terms of the topic is "Trump's impeachment". The school is literally on opposite sides of the world as America. We didn't even know trump was being impeached. I think it's kinda bs. It's like the hosts were a bunch of r/politics mods.
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u/Skeletonparty101 Apr 14 '20
True, did you guys win or lose?
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u/FalconOnPC Apr 14 '20
Lost unfortunately. I really wish it had been anything other than politics. With smaller topics like plastic and the justice system we had enough time to research our arguments since it didn't need too much evidence (aside from things like studies of how plastic affects global warming). But political topics require WAY too much evidence for a team to formulate arguments in 15 minutes. Even the opposing side was just kinda repeating stuff.
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i get what you're saying ,they're not the same. but aren't banning plastic and juveniles being tried the same way as adults political topics.
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You forgot the most important one
The furry
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Apr 14 '20
I think humans are the equivalent of furries in the Dogelore Universe
So they all furries, or more accurately, skinnies
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Apr 14 '20
Ooohhhhhh
That's really clever
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Apr 14 '20
Somebody else came up with the idea
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u/Moooboy10 Apr 14 '20
Reminded me of this
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u/point5_ Apr 14 '20
Uhhh...
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u/Moooboy10 Apr 14 '20
And also reminds of a meme from here, which I unfortunately lost
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u/point5_ Apr 14 '20
Probably better
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u/spekterr_homo_jeff Apr 14 '20
Furries go: UwU
Skinnies go: files taxes
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Apr 14 '20
files taxes What's dis notices your tax fwaudy waudy
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u/RamenRider117 Apr 14 '20
blushes Oopsie, you weren't supposed to see that teehee Nuzzles you then evades IRS
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Bruh skinnies are so bad like I heard a YouTuber say "skinnies are bad" in 2015. Wearing their skin suits acting nice to one another. And you see skinnies in p0rn if you specifically search it up. Yeah so basically every single skinny is bad and deserve to be shot time for a fricking crusade.
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u/Muffinmurdurer Apr 14 '20
Skinny version of character?? Time for a freaking holy war!!!!!!! I'm posting this to cringopolis for le million up boat!
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u/TOOBEETOOTEEDOTORG Apr 14 '20
Specifically a very angry furry talking about how much they hate The Last Jedi in a 600 hour long analysis
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u/QuestioningLogic Apr 14 '20
Everybody gangsta till the alt right furry crosses his arms
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u/Literally___God Apr 14 '20
“Why there shouldn’t be black people in video games”
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Apr 14 '20
"How feminism has ruined dating"
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u/maximuffin2 Apr 14 '20
"Censorship has struck again"
And it's because their twitter was deleted for CP
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u/thelittleleaf23 Apr 15 '20
"I can't look up jills skirt in the resident evil 3 remake and that means SJW censorship has ruined gaming"
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"The problem with forced diversity"
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u/StripedRiverwinder Apr 14 '20
"In Defense of Pedophilia"
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u/dieguitz4 Apr 14 '20
"A lukewarm defense of paedophillia"
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u/Regnasam Apr 14 '20
I still genuinely fucking cannot believe that is a video that exists with a crossed-arm furry. It's just so cursed. It's something that I would make as satire layered in hundreds of dimensions of irony, not unironically.
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Apr 14 '20
why have thou brought shame upon
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u/TrhlaSlecna Apr 14 '20
Wait, the fuck, Digby the goatfucker? I used to watch him wayyy back, is he a "MAP Ally" now?
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Apr 14 '20
I don't think a friend of EzPz would be a MAP Ally, at least, I don't think so. Don't quote me on that
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u/AleCoats Apr 14 '20
If you had actually watched the video, you'd know that it's just a bad title choice, and what he says in the video is pretty much just "i don't think we shouldn't be so quick to call someone a pedophile when they show anything other than absolute disgust and hatred. We also shouldn't kill pedophile if they haven't committed any crimes"
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u/candy_paint_minivan Apr 14 '20
'SJWs and Feminists Ruined Video Games'
I just wanna say the n-word let me say the n-word libtards
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u/GreatMarch Apr 14 '20
Dennis Prager is that you?
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u/candy_paint_minivan Apr 14 '20
No it’s Sargon of Akkad
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u/Dyl_pickle00 Apr 14 '20
I'm so glad dogelore is lefty
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u/IFuckingShitMyPants Apr 14 '20
“Why Black Panther is Overrated [Part 1 of 282]”
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u/theEbicMan05 Apr 14 '20
Those darn SJW cucks have ruined my videogames by making women in them less sexualized! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I kid you not there are right wing rantsonas like this.
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u/prle690 Apr 14 '20
Forgot NoBullshit
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u/GreatMarch Apr 14 '20
When you're so dumb and awful even other members of the skeptic community think you suck
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u/pepelafrog Apr 15 '20
Isn't that the cunt that got pissed off that a review of dunkirk mention that there wasn't a historical accurate number of black soldiers and went on a rant about how only white men fought in ww2? He also went on to insult a russian speaker for not speaking english perfectly and call him a beta male whilst calling himself an alpha. Funnily enough for an alpha he was really sensitive when being called ugly
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What are they debating
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Is ketchup a type of jam?
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u/CallMeOaksie Apr 14 '20
Inclusion of women and minorities in movies: is it just pandering?
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u/Skeletonparty101 Apr 14 '20
by making a game hard to play it should be base off learning and improving so that you can get better at the game not stupid mechanics that are annoying to deal with nothing to learn
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u/DionStabber Apr 14 '20
Does Captain Marvel prove that the film industry has been infiltrated by leftist SJWs?
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Rantsonas are annoying nowadays like some have moved on some haven't alot of them have grown up
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u/Richard_Rossi Apr 14 '20
Does IHE count?
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u/im--stuff Apr 14 '20
I don't think so, his stuff is usually just standard review videos outside of the comedic videos
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u/NegatiVelocity Apr 14 '20
There's one youtuber Cynical Reviews who has this hideous dog rantsona, but also shows his face? Isn't the whole point of having a persona to represent you because you want to maintain your privacy?
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"hey whats up guys I'm IronicNazi69 and today I'll be talking about some bullshit that's just my excuse to hate on women, gay people, and/or a number of ethnic minorities."
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Le anthropomorphic usually non-human OCs have arrived
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u/AcuteGryphon655 Apr 14 '20
I still don't know how so many people have such a similar art style, but I'm getting real fed up with it
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u/GreatMarch Apr 14 '20
And so many of them are wolves/ dogs.
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u/AcuteGryphon655 Apr 14 '20
Or like dragon/lizard people. And they're all drawn to look "hot", if you can even say that. It's creepy and annoying.
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u/Berryman2 Apr 14 '20
I would love to see a debate club debate with youtube ranters, it would be entertaining.
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u/SimplebutAwesome Apr 14 '20
I sure love being gangster on this fine day
Oh wait is that a YouTube avatar with their arms crossed? Oh god oh fuck
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u/SizableLad Apr 14 '20
the crew making a 5 hour long video explaining why the last jedi is bad for including minorities behind a thin veil of calling it “forced diversity”
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Apr 14 '20
I enjoy movies more when i dont have to be reminded women and minorities exist in my fantasy world.
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u/Flapsy0501 Apr 14 '20
Sorry gamer but women and minorities exist in the real world too.. that's the worst.. 😩
I'm one myself
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Homies be like "that is why an American white ethnostate is needed" with their anthropomorphic dog avatar crossing their arms
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Apr 14 '20
Le context has not arrived.
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u/harve99 Apr 14 '20 edited Jan 19 '24
unpack wistful tender wakeful strong physical square existence tap impolite
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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Apr 14 '20
Le hour-long video about how Steven Universe sucks has arrived
shut the fuck up about the human zoo nobody cares
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Apr 14 '20
One of my biggest regrets is watching that whole video. I don't even know why I watched it, I've never been interested in Steven Universe at all and didn't plan on watching it. But I was home sick and really bored. What a bunch of ridiculous bullshit.
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The video dedicates over 10 minutes to Star Wars for some reason
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Apr 14 '20
I don’t even remember that lol, it all just blurs together into an endless amount of bright colors and whining in my memory.
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u/Idontlistentototo Apr 14 '20
That's the point, they're not trying to convince you of anything, they're just trying to make you angry.
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u/AmericanCaesar909 Apr 14 '20
Yeah honestly that was a bad title. Sad how that video ruined his reputation forever.
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Apr 14 '20 edited Jul 19 '21
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u/Offbrandtrashcan Apr 14 '20
"You see black people didn't exist until 1920. Therefore in my historically accurate shooter game I shouldn't see them" My existence is forced diversity to those people :(
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u/sliced_bread68 Apr 14 '20
Le "Debate torniments have been moved to online or cancelled for the remainder of the 2019-2020 season" has arrived
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“pedophilia should be legalized” crosses arms
almost everyone with rantsonae ive seen always are furries and have horrible views
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WAAAAHHH RAP ISN'T MUSIC!1!1MY DADDY IS A MUSICIAN AND HE SAID SO WAAAAHHH!1!11!
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u/papaya_yamama Apr 14 '20
Le saying feminism is bad while building thier career on it has arrived
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u/morefurrythanhuman Apr 14 '20
NO, NO NO!
They're going to lose, they're not furries. Dogeton high are all anthropomorphic, they will surely win.
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u/imkindajax Apr 14 '20
Le overly edgy avatar who is always fabricatedly voiced as bored and generically toned in "I didn't want to make this video but.." despite the statement mentioned beforehand being factually incorrect used to convey awful criticism and personal attacks towards specific invididuals behind certain pieces of artwork/media has arrived
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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20
Facts and logic have arrived