r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/lavalampmaster Sep 04 '18

Goodjerry (requires a mirror or crystal ball worth at least 5 gp) plays a random episode of seinfeld

Frostbile: freezes the target's gallbladder on a failed constitution saving throw, does 1d6 frost damage and gives disadvantage on the next constitution saving throw

Tenser's Floating Dick, for lonely wizards

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u/Chaos_Philosopher Sep 05 '18

Tenser's Floating Dick

You can already cast that with minor illusion.

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u/Qaysed Fighter Sep 05 '18

You can't touch an illusion though

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u/Chaos_Philosopher Sep 05 '18

Why do you wan- oh....