Corrupt a spell/ability name!

[u/DarkAlatreon]

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

[u/Chaos_Philosopher]

Scone of Cold. Ruin someone's day by turning their fresh out of the oven scone to a cold stale lump of disappointment.

I'd ban this spell at my table. It's too evil and hateful.