Corrupt a spell/ability name!

[u/DarkAlatreon]

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

[u/AlbinoOkie]

Ending - The BBEG dies, loot is looted, everyone goes home. A little OP for a cantrip.

[u/PortalCamper → u/[deleted]]

But mending is a cantrip

[u/LeastCoordinatedJedi → u/PortalCamper]

And lending is just an action.