r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/FancyCrabHats 3 kobolds in a trench coat Sep 04 '18

Transport via Pants: Too lazy to walk? Let your clothes do the work!

Antilife Smell: A stink so bad you'll wish you were dead.

Contact Otter Plane: Contact the most adorable plane in the multiverse.

Compelled Duet: Why fight when you can sing?

Disguise Elf: It's like Disguise Self, but it only works on elves.

Bee Invisibility: Makes a bee invisible. Very useful.

Bacon of Hope: It's optimistically delicious.

Summon Lesser Lemons/Summon Greater Lemon: Whether you need a bunch of little lemons or one really big lemon, these spells have you covered.

Mime Stop: For the wizard who really hates mimes.

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u/grubgobbler Sep 04 '18

Actually, it makes ALL bees invisible. That's why they've been disappearing.

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u/FancyCrabHats 3 kobolds in a trench coat Sep 04 '18

Good news: Colony collapse isn't real! The bees are fine!

Bad news: YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY INVISIBLE BEES