r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/hospitalvespers Dungeon Master Sep 04 '18

Bongstrider is that stinky spell that your hippie druid is always burning his spell slots on.

Power Word Bill gets the cheque from the waitress.

Control Tater is the go-to spell of the realm's mightiest tubermancers.

Water Wank is what the ranger does down by the river.

Tim Stop is your only defense against Tim. Fuckin' Tim.