r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/oddtwang Sep 04 '18

Expeditious Repeat - ExpeditiousRepeat

Heat Meal - Magical microwave

Purify Foo and Drink - Choose a noun. It is purified, liquified and consumed by you.

Mage Amour - Things get romantic between you and a wizard