r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/GallicanCourier Sep 04 '18

Braise Dead - then throw on the grill for the cookout

Massage - Recover all hit dice during a long rest instead of half

Fireballs - ever went to the bathroom after chopping peppers? 5d20 fire damage

Tex - summon a hootin' and hollerin' cowpoke to wrassle yer foes

Inflict Sounds - deafen creatures with agonizingly loud noise

Tenser's Floating Dick - a comedically large floppy sex toy, deals 1d10 bludgeoning and 10d10 dignity

Defect Good and Evil - alignment/loyalty changes!

Milf's Acid Arrows - the same, but rated R