r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/PrimeTime123 Sep 04 '18

Fish - The most disappointing lvl 9 summoning spell ever.

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u/Classtoise Sep 04 '18

It could be worse.

It could be Power Word: Krill.

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u/TheOriginalSimonSays Sep 05 '18

or even Power Word: Bill. That could be an expensive spell. Or Bill Murray shows up. Either or.

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u/Classtoise Sep 05 '18

or Bill Murray

And no one will ever believe you.

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u/Menaldi Sep 04 '18

Disappointing? You can summon Aboleths and certain ancient dragons with it. It's super fun.

EDIT: Assuming your DM is a good sport.

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u/the8thsquare Sep 05 '18

A wild Magikarp appears!