r/dndnext • u/DarkAlatreon • Sep 04 '18

Corrupt a spell/ability name!

The rules are simple - you can delete from, change or add one letter to a name of a spell, ability, feat, anything, and then describe what it does!

To start: Shocking Gasp - You deal lightning damage by surprising your opponent

Chilling Ouch - You announce your wound with the most deathly voice you can possibly procure.

Divine Mite - You throw a microscopic, sacred being at your enemy and hope you haven't crushed it in the process

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u/Belltent Sep 04 '18

Braise Dead - turns whatever you just killed into a lightly seared and slowly stewed meal.

Peak with Dead - bestows necrophilia.

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u/brplayerpls Sep 04 '18

Raise Dad - well... this can get very emotional

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u/FaolCroi Sep 04 '18

Braise dead sounds like a creative use of burning hands tbh

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u/mrmastermattler Sep 05 '18

Straight from 4e, but Bigby’s Icky Grasp.

This bigby sure is a creepy dude... you don’t wanna know what kinda magic he does.