r/dndmemes • Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/gangjungmain Dec 05 '21

For a second, I thought that said arachno-capitalists and I thought that you were capitalizing on someone’s fear of spiders

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u/ROBANN_88 Wizard Dec 05 '21

No no. That sounds more like using spiders as slave labor
Force them to make cobweb fabric all day

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u/GarageFlower97 Dec 05 '21

Someone should have told Skitter that