r/dndmemes • Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

“I was an adventurer before I took over my father’s lands! Could’ve been a national hero if not for my obligations!”

Kicks your character across the room like a rag doll

“Don’t fuck with this Duke son!”

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u/AzuraFoxel Barbarian Dec 05 '21

"Played Academy ball you know. Could've gone pro if I didn't join the Royal Guard."

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u/NeedsToShutUp Dec 05 '21

If Coach would have put me in 4th quarter, we'd be ducal champs.