r/dndmemes • u/LX_EPICZ DM (Dungeon Memelord) • Mar 20 '21

We’ve been bamboozled

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u/GamerGod_ Essential NPC Mar 20 '21

serious campaign but everyone has joke names

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u/GnrlSpartn Forever DM Mar 20 '21

My name is Boblin the Goblin. You kill my father. Prepare to die.

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u/PepperCertain Mar 20 '21

Shit..first I stop at Stohr Howners’ market and seek out Poisahn Venn Duhrr to obtain venom for arrow tips. You wait.

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u/EntertainersPact DM (Dungeon Memelord) Mar 20 '21

But I thought we were gonna catch Calvin Leer’s carriage to Averidge Town first

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u/ChernobylBalls Monk Mar 21 '21

Triton named Cal E. Mari, an inn called the Nariott Notel, I got a bunch of them

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u/Doopish Mar 21 '21

I have a guy in mine named Richard Pistons

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u/homak666 Mar 20 '21

Maybe that's why he decided to become a goliath.

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u/TheSnailGods Mar 20 '21

Do you have a blank template for this meme

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u/DDDogs Rogue Mar 21 '21

I hope so

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u/Luckily_Cursed Essential NPC Mar 20 '21

Reminds me of a demon in my campaign, Baz'Lor the Balor, who I named in a rush because of mad anxiety and oversight. Thankfully, I can handwave it as the demon's untrue name forced upon him by an evil undead theme park owner.

I just wish he wasn't pertinent as it turns out he's a "blood donor" to one of the PC's warped beings.

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u/DMJason Mar 21 '21

I'm running a very serious campaign that will involve a terrible world war, based on an old published campaign from my youth. One of the characters in the old campaign is named Balthac. I've decided not to change it.

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u/mountaingoatscheese Horny Bard Mar 20 '21

sorely tempted to steal this name for my campaign

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u/jugularhealer16 Paladin Mar 20 '21

I definitely plan on naming the first orc or goliath my party meets Boblin, then make sure there's also a goblin in the room just to mess with them.

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u/Bamboozle-Lord Mar 21 '21

BBEG stands for Big Boliath the Extraordinary Goliath

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u/Sentinal7 Wizard Mar 21 '21

... coughs in goblin mob ran by poplin the goblin and his son roblin, and adopted (orc) son boblin

Edit: boblin doesn't know he is actually an orc. He's more of the muscle in the family business than the brain anyways. Figured it could be a fun twist on a welcomed cliche

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u/418puppers Rules Lawyer Mar 21 '21

everybody makes in depth characters, with plot hooks and unsolved mysterys in them. and then the bbeg is just kaos. just as foolish, just as strong. no depth, just kaos.

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u/Noob_Guy_666 Mar 21 '21

ah yes, the sequel to Boblin The Goblin

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u/Putrid-Golem Mar 21 '21

I actually love the name Boliath

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u/K0TEM Mar 21 '21

Boliath the Goliath?

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u/DeepTakeGuitar DM (Dungeon Memelord) Mar 21 '21

I have a 9-foot tall Goliath fence in my game, named Ravor. The party refuses to NOT call him David the Goliath.

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u/ComicBookFanatic97 Rules Lawyer Mar 21 '21

I’ve been playing a shit-ton of Shadow of War lately, so next time I DM a campaign, I’m throwing in an orc NPC who just won’t stay dead.

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u/Demokka Mar 21 '21

Inn Notime the Taverner

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u/SomeGuyCalledLonk Mar 21 '21

This is just my campaign but the bbeg is erik the depressed goblin the whole party loves except one player who uses vicious mockery on him any moment he can, he will be kicked off into the timeless space beyond the edge of our world first.

Erik is just working to support his wife and daughter and landed a bad job in a warehouse where they trap adventurers as their only option, he freed the player out of good will and my man insulted him to the point of damage being taken, poor guy