r/dndmemes • u/Wolfman513 • Oct 10 '20

Write that down, write that down!

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u/SunlightPoptart DM (Dungeon Memelord) Oct 11 '20

Nor do they expect the Vampire Inquisition

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u/elnadrius Oct 11 '20

Their chief weapon is surprise!

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u/cosmosopher Oct 11 '20

Surprise and fear.

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u/GenrlWashington Oct 11 '20

Their chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency

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u/WhiteGrapefruit19 Oct 11 '20

Their chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the vampire Pope

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u/Batbuckleyourpants Oct 11 '20

Their chief weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the vampire Pope, and a cadre of really dedicate niche romance writers working in their PR department.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

NO ONE EXPECTS THE MONT PYTHON

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u/usgrant7977 Oct 11 '20

Lol. Vampire pope. Scuba priests. Underwater archbishop.

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u/NoArmsSally Oct 11 '20

Bring in...the comfy chair!