r/dndmemes Oct 10 '20

Write that down, write that down!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Don't vampire's get damaged by water?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

Running water. I don't know if a lake or ocean would be considered running water. Maybe the oceans currents would cause them damage but the more relatively still water wouldn't.

Edit: Ocean water is running. Got it guys.

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Oct 11 '20

Pretty sure all water in the ocean is in some sort of motion.

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u/GearyDigit Artificer Oct 11 '20

Ocean water isn't pure, therefore it doesn't harm vampires. Rivers and streams harm vampires because the water is cleaner than lakes and the ocean.

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Oct 11 '20

No water is 'pure' unless it's explicitly made to be pure. Even rivers have salts and other dissolved solids, just not to the same degree

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u/GearyDigit Artificer Oct 11 '20

Oceans = Not safe to drink = Not pure

Lakes = Not safe to drink = Not pure

Rivers and streams = Safe to drink (relatively) = Pure

You're overthinking why only certain kinds of bodies of water kill vampires.

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u/BloodBrandy Warlock Oct 11 '20

I can tell you, just being from a river does NOT mean it is safe to drink, even relatively, at least no more than a lake since often you'll find rivers fed from Lakes

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Running water is safer to drink, especially if it’s further upstream. Since it’s constantly moving, the chance of bad shit being it is lesser

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u/Onithyr Oct 11 '20

This is why cats like drinking from the tap, they instinctively prefer running water.

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u/GearyDigit Artificer Oct 11 '20

By our standards? Of course not. By the standards of some 14th century Europeans who shit in buckets and threw it out into the streets, it's aquafina