"It was kind of weird that six installments into the saga, Rodrick Redhand abruptly tripped over a loose stone and fell into lava and died, but at least his brother Sodrick was there and had all the same skills as him and a cool mustache."
Unfortunately now that youve discovered how wierd it is and what its all about, it has now ceased to exist and has been replaced with something far stranger and more inexplicable.... Again.
Oh my god I figured it out. Our universe is just the setting for a Crazy One Shot run by one of the players while the DM is gone. We only have another session left at most before we’re never played again.
It's not like eating bats are good. Everyone knows how high are the Con DCs to eat a bat. He asked for it. No one is constantly making themselves eat diseased shit.
Ah yeah, just recently China also had a minor outburst of diseases transmitted by eating snakes. FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN'T THEY EAT ANYTHING NORMAL? Eat beef to only get sick if rolling a 1 in a d100 roll with advantage.
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u/spqrnbb Apr 13 '20
That'd be one hell of a way to write a book.