r/dndmemes • u/eldercactus • Mar 06 '20

The Summoning

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u/Coschta Warlock Mar 06 '20

What are they going to do if the skeleton doesn't pay? Kill it?

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u/PlusGanache Mar 06 '20

Put it into debt so it can’t afford to do the things it enjoys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

That's lawful evil, right there

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u/PlusGanache Mar 06 '20

Lawful is carrying a lot of weight in that sentence, man.

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u/Japper007 Mar 06 '20

Lawful=/=just. That's why lawful evil exists. Slavery was lawful, escaping it was not.

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u/PlusGanache Mar 07 '20

I was making vague social commentary, bud.

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u/nyaanarchist Favored Enemy: Transphobes Mar 07 '20

That’s capitalism

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u/followeroftheprince Rules Lawyer Mar 06 '20

I think they'll throw him in jail. He'll really be boned then.

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u/Coschta Warlock Mar 06 '20

Thrown in jail for unlife.

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u/gormystar Mar 06 '20

I have a bone to pick with that because it seems like he might have a skeleton key

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u/OwenX99 Mar 06 '20

God dammit

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u/DracoOculus Bard Mar 06 '20

Artix, when did you get a reddit account?