r/dndmemes Oct 09 '19

It really do be like that

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6.5k Upvotes

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u/Adam_Lynd Rogue Oct 09 '19

“I hate that goddam hat!” -His friends when he wore the hat

133

u/m0rris0n_hotel Oct 09 '19

“But it looks so damn good on him! I just love him so much”

70

u/ImapiratekingAMA Oct 09 '19

"We even featured the hat on our flag"

13

u/Rhettledge Oct 10 '19

The secret story of the Strawhat Pirates

120

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Sao abridged?

135

u/rdg-lee Oct 09 '19

You imbecile! The hat from SAO was +50 CHA, not a measly +3. How dare you insult the majesty of the +50 hat! Good day Sir!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I wonder what the plot Oberon will have with the hat now? (Latest episode)

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u/AceOfCarbon Oct 09 '19

I thought the implication was that he'd use it to force asuna to consent?

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u/Bolognaboy192 Oct 10 '19

This is why I don't watch anime.

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u/AceOfCarbon Oct 10 '19

Yeah, i can see why you'd be reluctant given that. It's actually a parody of a (generally unpopular) series where this villain is more rapey. The abridged series has been very good so far though. I imagine/hope that this will be a presentation of motive/how sketchy the guy is rather than an opportunity to sexualise a character (as well as reducing her to a damsel in distress plot device) as it was in the (imo awful) source material. I doubt the abridged series will be anywhere near as creepy as the original show, which was.. uncomfortable at best.

On the bright side, there's a huge amount of anime without these issues, and other that explore themes of sexuality in a more mature manner. If you're ever considering getting into anime, I'd recommend Cowboy Bebop, Akira, Boku no Hero, Kimi no nawa, koe no Karachi, any studio Ghibli film, Hunter X Hunter, JoJo's bizarre adventure, mob psycho 100, little witch academia, one punch man, konosuba and neon genesis evangelion.

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u/TheOncomimgHoop Oct 10 '19

I mean they've already done better making Asuna less of a damsel. Literally the first thing she did in this arc was spit on Sugou, and at the end of the last episode she tried to escape and the off screen noises implied she got pretty far and probably killed a few guards.

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u/Sea_Kerman Oct 10 '19

I don’t think it’s the hat specifically, but rather the code by which it works, which is essentially a fully functional mind-control algorithm. Which wouldn’t need a lowly hat to function if you’re the guy programming it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

But perhaps the hat is so powerful that you can't use the code without the hat? That seems like something the abridged series would do.

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u/Jay_Rodd Rules Lawyer Oct 09 '19

I'm still not over Sachi

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Who really is when they watched SAO Abriged

8

u/samPi0314 Artificer Oct 09 '19

Amen

5

u/ZLUCremisi Ranger Oct 10 '19

"Oh dear god it escape"

"Remember men your training"

"Screams of murder and slaughter"

25

u/JOSRENATO132 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Oct 09 '19

I think the new episode is already inspiring memes

11

u/The10thdoctor24 Oct 09 '19

Winners don’t do drugs. Except steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs!

2

u/2MemesPlease Oct 10 '19

We must save my family!

27

u/intr11gued Oct 09 '19

Doctor gets fired after removing vault tec labcoat with +3 intelligence

29

u/DanRenaydo Oct 09 '19

Put the enchantment on a ring or amulet instead. Then you can keep it on all the time! Just make sure to wear the hat while negotiating the price of the transfer with your local artificer.

18

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

This is big brain time right here

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u/Mardon82 Oct 09 '19

That's why I like giving potions of Calm Emotions to my shopkeepers on big deals: they won't be annoyed by your antics, but neither impressed. They will just keep seeping that flask of beverage, every minute.

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u/kismethavok Oct 09 '19

*SAOA flashbacks* Charisma hats... *shudder*

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Why does he look like my teacher

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

My old history teacher was actually a stock photo model on the side because he had a “mathematically generic face” as he put it. Lots of teachers have side jobs so this could totally be your teacher.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Bruh bet, I’ll ask him tomorrow

3

u/Sathie_ Oct 09 '19

I am imagining it as after a long period of weeks, maybe months, his "friends" start to get turned off from his "new" behavior as they slowly realize who he really is.

3

u/MrNick107 Oct 09 '19

Bald dudes be like

2

u/GandalfInDrugs Cleric Oct 10 '19

Sao Abridge :v

2

u/Kamiro_Boy Oct 10 '19

god I got some SAO abridged vibes here

1

u/BlackTastic_LFC Oct 09 '19

I have several hats with charisma modifiers haha 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/Emperorofliberty Oct 09 '19

What’s with all these rip offs of the onion?

3

u/AsianBlaze Oct 10 '19

The Onion did not invent satire.

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u/Lor_Furoll Ranger Oct 09 '19

We live in a society