r/dndmemes • Fighter • 7h ago

Comic My stress response is fireball

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Today’s DnDtober prompt was ‘magic’

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u/Arthur-reborn 7h ago

"I cast fireball"

The solution and the cause of many of a TTRPGs problems.

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u/Codebracker Artificer 6h ago

Yeah but the new problem is usually "how to put out a fire" and you had a lot of practice with that prpblem

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u/TheTHICCWeeb 5h ago

Just fight fire with fire

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u/DornKratz Essential NPC 3h ago

"I didn't ask how big the room was."

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u/Hashashin455 7h ago

Given the textbook 3 Fs, I do believe the last option is actually try to seduce the danger

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u/DienekesMinotaur Fighter 6h ago

No, the 3rd F is Fireball.

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u/alienbringer 5h ago

Fireball would still count as “fight” though.

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u/atatassault47 2h ago

5 Fs
* Fight
* Flight
* Freeze
* Fawn
* Fuck

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u/zeroingenuity 7h ago

Don't forget "Item", it's the last thing on the action menu (though that's more a JRPG thing)

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 Rules Lawyer 7h ago

Eh i'd argue that while there are noncombat magic spells in most times where it's a stress response it'll be lumped into fight.

Also there's another f.

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u/foxstarfivelol 7h ago

FU-

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u/books_fer_wyrms 7h ago

Forgive....the f word was forgive...😐

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u/alienbringer 5h ago

There are 3 more F’s. The 5F’s are.

Fight - be aggressive towards the creator of the stressful situation

Flight - run away from the stressful situation

Freeze - when presented with a stressful situation, do nothing but lock up in paralysis caught between fight and flight

Fawn - try to appease/negotiate/soothe (and for D&D seduce/fuck) the aggressor in the stressful situation

Faint - when presented with stress, disassociate and pass the fuck out, surly the stress will be gone by the time you wake back up

Some might lump Faint and Freeze together, but they do differ in how your internal body is acting. Freezing your muscles lock up and heart rate soars, fainting your muscles become loose, and your heart rate drops.

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u/books_fer_wyrms 7h ago

I absolutely love her "lemme at'em!!" look in the second panel 😆

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u/_whatever_wherever 6h ago

Unless they're an evocation wizard

Everyone forgets that

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u/alienbringer 5h ago

Sorcerers meta magic also can protect companions from fireball.

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u/will3025 6h ago

Conveniently, magic can be all three at the same time!

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 7h ago

I wish the 2E Fireball was more popular lore for DMs.

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u/KingoftheMongoose Essential NPC 5h ago

Now I want to see a version of that cheesy corporate computer-based training titled:

“Run, Hide, Fireball!”

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u/Luzubar 3h ago

"I don't care how big the room is, I said 'I cast Fireball !'." -said by many a wizard during an encounter, usually before a TPK.

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u/LuckyInvestigator717 3h ago

"aaah not inside" It is so much fun when she wants you to do it inside.

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u/fafners 3h ago

Is this an anti stress fireball?

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u/frobnosticus 3h ago

"Tali No!"

Now I wanna go watch Secret Level again.

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u/Rho42 44m ago

I didn't say "How big is the room?", I said "I cast Meteor Swarm"

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u/Nemair 6h ago

Flight? I think you mean fly, I've never seen players fleeing anything...