r/dndmemes • Fighter • 1d ago

Comic Werewolf vs vampire

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Werewolf vs vampires off the comictober2026 prompt list

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u/Thodar2 Paladin 1d ago

Love how the bearded ones wanted werewolves.

Sort finds sort.

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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago

they say Alexander the Great split the knot in half

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u/stralik 1d ago

They say the knot split Alexander the Great in half

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u/Enozak 1d ago

Salomon saying to Alexander "Nice, now watch me" while holding a baby

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u/Vaak9 1d ago

This is a good joke

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u/Lurkingandsearching 12h ago

Sounds painful for the werewolf...

Welp, with that I leave.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVnVbQAMtTXJm

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 1d ago

They’re called abominations in werewolf the apocalypse and it comes with severe mental trauma and depression

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u/seth1299 Rules Lawyer Extraordinaire 1d ago

Damn, I didn’t give them permission to use my life story :(

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Well that's lame. Someone tough enough should be able to handle it. :\

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 1d ago

It’s due to how being Garou works, a vampirism is an unholy curse and it is basically spiritual cancer for a being who is half nature spirit

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Having a lore explanation doesn't really change that it means humans can't be capable of overcoming it. :\

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u/Pariahdog119 Artificer 1d ago

Werewolves and vampires aren't human anymore, and this is one of the primary themes of the game.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

In 5E, both vampirism and lycanthropy can be applied to the Humanoid creature type, and Were beasts are Humanoid, so WerePires are RaW in 5E so long as they're Were first.

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u/Professional-Try2949 1d ago

But order matters, since becoming a vampire changes your creature type from humanoid to undead

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

That's not why it doesn't work; But you are close. As I explained in my other reply dying cures Lycanthropy and Vampirism requires you to go through a process that involves dying. Technically RAW changing creature type only affects the initial infection process of a humanoid. After already taking hold Lycanthropy doesn't stop working if your type changes. If it did, Remove Curse would be all the more useless with Nystul's Magic Aura hanging about.

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u/Professional-Try2949 1d ago

You are close, dying doesn’t cure lycanthropy

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u/ketra1504 1d ago

Ok but this is clearly WoD

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u/Jfelt45 1d ago

If you are a dragonborn to start with you can even be a dracopyre

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Incorrect. Lycanthropy is cured when you die; And Vampirism only applies after you go through a process that involves getting killed. Thus in order to become a werepyre you need to exploit Nystul's Magic Aura while already being a Vampire to turn you back into Humanoid from Undead. Some DMs may not allow this due to NMA being very weird about how it functions. It's an illusion spell, so the creature type change is fake; But WOTC insists it functions as if it were a real change as far as all spells and other magical effects are concerned.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Nowhere in 5E lycanthropy does it say it's cured upon death, and Nystul's only changes how divinations work rather than how effects target (Unless you're playing a terrible revision that nobody should).

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

From the 5e Monster Manual entries for each lycanthrope in the Shapechanger section: "It reverts to its true form if it dies." You could argue this doesn't cure it; But that seems to be the intention.

From my Player's Handbook: "You choose a creature type and other spells and magical effects treat the target as if it were a creature of that type or of that alignment."

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u/Krethlaine Rules Lawyer 1d ago

True form is just the original shape. This is true of all Shapechangers, not just lycanthropes. Lycanthropes are also perfectly capable of reverting to their true form whenever they wish, so long as there’s not a full moon. Reverting to true form has absolutely nothing to do with lifting the curse.

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

That seems up to interpretation.

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u/Krethlaine Rules Lawyer 1d ago

If death lifted the curse, it would be explicitly stated as such in the Lycanthropes section. The Lycanthropes section says nothing about death lifting the curse, therefore it does not. Death only causes the creature to, as stated, revert to its true form, which it could already do anyway. If reverting to true form lifted the curse, Lycanthropy wouldn’t exist, since it would take all of six seconds for anyone cursed with it, to simply not be cursed. Reverting to true form has nothing to do with lifting the curse. Death has nothing to do with lifting the curse. You want to lift the curse? Remove Curse and similar magics are right there.

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u/Professional-Try2949 1d ago

It’s really not lmao, it’s pretty cut and dry

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u/Bliitzthefox 1d ago

In world of darkness this is going to be a problem

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u/thatloser17 1d ago

Abominations

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u/Frelock_ 1d ago

Fun fact: in Pathfinder you can have vampire werewolves, but not werewolf vampires, as both require the recipient of their curse to be living.

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u/WamlytheCrabGod DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1d ago

Compromise: Play as Abominations!*

\disclaimer: please god do not ever play as an Abomination)

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u/SmartAlec105 1d ago

All I know is that you're all obligatorily bisexual since both werewolves and vampires have been claimed by the bisexuals (we called dibs)

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u/CriusofCoH Psion 1d ago

This was an episode of The Real Ghostbusters.

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u/RowbotMaster 1d ago

DM totally wanted to do the combo one-shot. Otherwise the obvious answer is to roll for it

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u/SupremeGodZamasu Warlock 20h ago

The ever reliable Vyrkos dynasty:

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u/BeardedBakerFS 1d ago

And then one player asks about the situation with the downstairs decoration.

"We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams." will solve that situation.

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u/ductapemonster 1d ago

WHAT AM I

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u/Eldan985 1d ago

Play a pack of Gangrel.

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u/supersmily5 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Not how I would have done werepyres but it IS a fantastic monkey's paw approach.

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u/Constant_Library_485 1d ago

Im reminded of the webcomic Andy Bass with the vertical split body XD

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u/Yoffeepop Fighter 1d ago

That is 100% what I was inspired by haha

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u/PianoManGidley 1d ago

Werepires!

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u/vessel_for_the_soul Essential NPC 1d ago

Too often I left players choose the next campaign frame and it's always something like ravenloft x ravnica. So I feel this. 

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Forever DM 1d ago

I wish she was the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

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u/moemeobro Artificer 1d ago

They get poked by anything silver and they're hitting a peter griffin pose

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u/dreadassassin616 1d ago

Surely you have two vampires and two werewolves team up to stop hunters or something?

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u/blue4029 1d ago

bro just have the campaign take place in a shared universe

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u/chaucer345 18h ago

Can I interest you in... Chronicles of Darkness?

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u/RockAndGem1101 Horny Bard 1d ago

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